Shadow University
By Lady Adira
PROSPECTUS
(An education which will change you forever)
In a competitive galaxy, you want the best. So why attend an ordinary university? The Shadow University offers you more for your tuition fees. Located in historic Za'Ha'Dum, the scenic Shadow University campus overlooks the famous bottomless pit in the heart of our capitol city. The groves of academe have never been as shady as The Shadow University.
Accomodation: We have on-campus accomodation tailored for all species. Whether you are an oxygen-breather, a methane-breather, or a neck-hugging alien parasite, we promise to make you feel at home on Za'Ha'Dum.
Catering: We're aware you Younger Races need to eat. That's why The Shadow University offers only the BEST in catering. See our chef Justin for his specialties.
Sports: We're not all work and no play! The Shadow University offers a wide range of competitive sports for everyone. We cordially invite all the Younger Races to join in.
Special Tuition: Bah! We don't believe in special tuition. We believe in survival of the fittest. If you want your hand held, go and enroll with the Vorlons.
After Graduation: After graduation, you won't be left high and dry looking for a job. We have openings for our graduates as Shadow Minions. Enroll with us for a special future.
And Now for a Sample of the Courses Available at the Shadow University:
101A--Basic Wibbling. Jump points are for sissies--like the Vorlons. Learn to Wibble™ your way in and out of hyperspace. Strike fear into the hearts of ordinary space travellers, as you appear out of nowhere and strike them down.
221C--Advanced Negotiation Skills. "What do you want?" Are you tired of losing arguments? Learn to manipulate powerful governments and cause interstellar chaos. M. Morden, course director.
314B--Computing: Ships' Systems. Most people learn to operate a computer. At The Shadow University, learn to become a computer. Learn about ships' CPUs from the inside out. We'll teach you everything you wanted to know--and quite a few things you didn't.
Enroll now. Contact your nearest Shadow Minion for details.
THE SHADOW UNIVERSITY
(For people who know what they want.)
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