Gwyn's Humour Page



Welcome to Disney Planet!
Now entering the Magic Solar System, where you'll find ALL your entertainment needs!
In our cinemas, tonight's double feature: "Snow Draal and the Seven Zathras", and "Minbarnocchio".
For the kiddies, meet Mickey Minbari, Donald Drazi, and Goofy Gok in person at the Interstellar Pavillions!
For the teenagers: NEW! Shadow Wars! The virtual-reality ride.
To relax, take a Starfury through a lake of stars in "It's a Small Galaxy After All".

Shop at Ivanova's Emporium!
Everything you need to be a sneak! Night-vision goggles, listening devices, the works! All reasonably priced. Sarcasm free!

Now on the Best-Selling List at Babylon 5:
"Historical Minbar: The Ultimate Tour Guide" by Jeffrey Sinclair
"Overcoming Pikal Envy: A Twelve-Step Guide" by Marcus Cole

Babylon 5 Classes
Assassination for Beginners--Prof. Vir Cotto
Time Travel 1000--Prof. Jeffrey Sinclair
The Art of Ascending to Godhood--Guest Lecturer Emperor Cartagia


Click HERE to return to Emperor Cartagia's Humour Palace.

Click HERE to return to Centauri Prime.

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