(Yes, I know the above picture is HUGE and takes a very
long time to load, but it's just so gosh darned PRETTY, ya
know?)
Okay, everybody, here is where I explain what Babylon 5
is--or my take on it, anyway, and what exactly made me a
fan. As if anyone cares. But hey, I'm doing it
anyway.
I assume that if you have already come this far into this
page, you must have at least a SLIGHT idea of what Babylon
5 is. But I'll do a quick summary here, just in case.
Babylon 5, in REAL life, is a science-fantasy show (yes,
you heard me, science-FANTASY, not fiction, and I'll
explain that in a bit) that first went on the air with it's
pilot episode, "The Gathering", in 1993. It was a 2-hour
movie with several different characters that were never
seen again in the main show, and that's all I can tell you,
'cos I've never seen it. The first normal episode was
"Midnight on the Firing Line", which you can see a review of on this site. The
show has now been going for almost five years and has only
5 new episodes left before it is over. It has also had
three T.V. movies made off of it and there is a new series
planned for 1999.
"Okay, so you became a fan when it was almost OVER?!",
you're thinking. Yep. I'm funny that way. I have a way
of loving things months or years or decades AFTER they were
popular, and having to make a fandom out of tiny leftover
scraps. At least B5 is still going, kinda...What made me a
fan? Well, everyone had been telling me I SHOULD watch it
for YEARS, but I just never had the time. I actually first
got my interest sparked while looking up something ELSE on
the Internet just a couple of months ago, and found some
funny B5 quotes. I got curious, looked up some other
websites, figured out who the characters were...and then
one day, sat down and WATCHED an episode. I've been
watching the weekday reruns on TNT ever since. I came in
at the beginning of the third season, which means that I
saw the 3rd and 4th seasons BEFORE I saw the 1st and 2nd,
and therefore I am coming at the show from a rather odd
perspective.
Babylon 5...is different. Why? Well, first of all, it
was PLANNED out from the beginning as a five-year-long
televsion NOVEL. That means that from DAY ONE the ENDING
was already set! This, in my opinion, is both good and
bad. Good because it gives the show a definite continuity
and plot that most other shows lack (except Deep Space
Nine), and bad because it's limiting. I mean, when you
already KNOW how it's going to end, and you know it is
GOING to end that way NO MATTER WHAT, it kinda limits your
options, don't ya think?
It is also different because the creator/writer is also the
producer and has final say on everything AND controls
almost everything. I'm talking of course about J. Michael
Straczynski, or "JMS" as most fans call him. (I call him
Straczynski, just to be perverse.)
As for the show itself...well...it has good parts and bad
parts. The good stuff, in my opinion, is the alien
cultures, the funny lines, the deep, well-developed
characters, the continuity, maybe the occasional space
battle, and ANYTHING with the Centauri. I also just love
politicking and conniving in general. The Centauri are best at that but the
Minbari can get pretty
interesting sometimes too.
The parts I DON'T like are the mystical and magical bits.
I have only neutral, null-feelings for the Vorlons. I
HATED the Soul
Hunter--both the episode and the person--and
I hope we NEVER see one of those again. Draal irritates
the hell out of me. First Ones, souls switching between
different species' bodies, The Great Machine, HUH?! And
Lorien made me want to throw up. But as long as they're not
going all metaphysical hoo-ha on you, Babylon 5 is a very
good show.
Even more unusual is the fact that I am ALSO a TREKKER! It
seems to me that most B5 fans HATE Star Trek. The only
exceptions are the ones who liked Trek first and THEN
became "5-ers". I have seen so many B5 fans TRASH Star
Trek, it's scary. I don't know WHY they can't just get
along...but then, that's part of our Star Trek training,
too. The idea that people can get along with each other.
B5 is much darker and full of REAL predjudice. Some say
that makes it more realistic, I say it makes it more
depressing. I often find myself wishing they had a
Federation, and that "Earthforce" was called something
closer to "Starfleet" insted, and would accept alien
officers. I mean, it just seems so cold and grey when you
have all the races strictly seperated into their own little
governments and their own little sectors...
However, B5 DOES have some great plots, great continuity,
wonderful characters and acting (especially from Peter
Jurasik, who plays Londo) and a lot of very funny parts, so
I like it anyway. It's not the best show on Earth, but it
IS quite good, and I am, indeed, a fan.
(Babylon 5 is on at 6 p.m. Eastern time, on TNT, in case
you're curious)