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Hmmmn...what to say, what to say. Well, this was a
season-opener episode, so naturally big stuff has to
happen. And, in a way, it kind of did. But overall, it
left me disappointed.
We get to see our new station commander, CAPTAIN (not
Commander!) John J. Sheridan, and his famous ship the
Agamemmnon for the first time. New theme song--a
soon-to-be-familiar new voice saying new words, new
names--Mary Kay Adams, (known to DS9 fans as Quark's
Klingon lady-love--"I like you, Quark. And that is why I
am going to allow you to remove your hand from my
thigh...instead of breaking every bone in your body!")
having replaced Caitlin Brown as Na'Toth, and a new
character, Robert Russler as Warren Keffer--new scenes, and
to be REALLY sneaky, they are still showing Delenn as her
ordinary FULL Minbari self in the opening credits. That
won't stay true for long...
Interesting to see all the new stuff, all the changes, yes.
(And this is gonna sound like a stupid thing to say, but
HEY, I just realised! THIS is the version of the theme
song music that I have playing on my main page! I always
WONDERED what season that midi file was from!) But the
storyline suffered from a lot of things.
First of all, it only had ONE storyline. That was
disappointing, after the complex layering of "Chrysalis".
Secondly, we only got to see a few of the main characters.
And despite action sequences and a few great lines, the
episode seemed...slow. Dull.
It did too much..."telling" instead of "showing", which any
writing teacher will tell you is WRONG. For one thing, I
really wanted to SEE Commander Sinclair leave, not just
HEAR about it! I wanted SINCLAIR to meet Sheridan at the
airlock and formally relinquish command, not Ivanova!
Sure, the scene with Sheridan getting there early and
wandering around the station, carrying his own luggage, and
then a panicked Ivanova comes RUSHING in, GRABS the nearest
other Earthforce person, a startled Security guard, and
greets him, was AMUSING, but it took the place of what I
thought would have been a far more dramatic and satisfying
scene. I wanted to SEE the torch get passed, not just hear
about it from a distance. And I also wanted to get a look
at Sinclair in his new job, as the first Earth Ambassador
to Minbar. SHOWING those things instead of TELLING about
them would have given the first season more of a sense
of..."closure", and helped "officially" inagurate the
second.
Another character moment passed by--I would have liked to
see a bit of Na'Toth trying to take on the duties of full
Ambassador temporarily in G'Kar's abscence and getting
totally flustered when she discovers that the job is WAY
harder than she could have imagined. That would have been
nice...I mean, hey, Na'Toth is the only Narn I actually
LIKE, and this could have been her chance to shine on her
own for a while!
Speaking of missing and misused characters...this episode
could have been majorly improved by even ONE scene with
Londo and/or Vir (neither of whom, strangely enough, is
dead, missing, wounded, reassigned, promoted, engaged, or
busy changing...)
And who the heck IS this Warren Keffer guy? His
"introduction" consists of a very short scene with him
watching a holographic message from home, and then later an
inexplicable scene with him getting a drink in "Earhart's"
with Ivanova and Franklin. Ex-CUSE me? We have barely
even MET this guy, and all of a sudden they have him
hanging out with the regulars like he's a great old friend?
I would have liked a LITtle more background first. I have
NEVER understood his character, or should I say, I have
never understood WHY his character. Even when he died
(whoops, spoiler, guys, not like it matters) I didn't CARE
about him at all. He just doesn't...click. He was never
good enough to be on the show, and he CERTAINLY doesn't
deserve to be listed in the main opening credits and
hanging out with the regulars! (And what is he doing being
listed BEFORE Londo? Ack!)
It felt as if I had somehow MISSED an episode, at LEAST, in
between this one and "Chrysalis". The character changes
were simply not explained well enough. These people were
just thrown into our faces, abruptly. I wanted to SEE the
people get introduced/leave. If I had, I wouldn't be left
with this vaguely confused and cheated feeling.
What's that? The plot? You're assuming this episode HAD
one, there...As far as I could tell, the plot had something
to do with a suicidal Minbari ship trying to become a bunch
of martyrs and re-start the war with the Humans, and the
Minbari in general being really mad at Sheridan (which
struck me as acting like a bunch of snots--I mean, hey, it
was WAR, for crying out loud! So he killed some of your
guys--it was his fragging JOB!). The actual plot was
pretty much disposable. The only thing of any REAL worth
in this entire episode was when Lennier explained about the
whole "Minbari souls being born in Human bodies" thing and
finally told us what had REALLY happened to Sinclair at the
Battle of the Line. But it turns out, he had only told us
PART of the truth...
(Talk about being cheated out of scenes--I wish Security
had taken a while longer to get to Delenn's quarters so
that we could have seen tough little Kung-Fu Lennier kick
that fat-cat Warrior dude's butt! He could've taken him!
Easy!)
Okay, okay, it wasn't ALL bad. I will admit that the
running gag where Sheridan keeps TRYING to give his "good
luck speech" and keeps getting interrupted, over and over
and OVER, and then finally finishes his speech--to a
TOTALLY EMPTY ROOM!--was, indeed, cute. But that's all
I'll give it...
And the chrysalis is starting to crack open, very
slowly...
All in all, it was an episode that, while being packed full
of action, (I DID like the "slice your enemy's engine clean
OFF maneouver", though) somehow seemed dull. The plot was
lacking, the new characters were not introduced well, the
missing characters were not sent off well, the CURRENT
characters were not used well enough, and it lacked a sense
of continuity. It did not keep me on the edge of my seat
at all, and it seemed very disjointed.
A poor effort for a season premiere. But I'll forgive it
'cos I KNOW how good Season 2 gets later on. Bring on the
great Centauri episodes!
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