TITLE: 155 Words:  Mulder and Scully Read Fanfic
AUTHOR: Bidie McCucholl
E-MAIL:AgentXDoll@aol.com
RATING: PG, I think---it's so short...!
CATEGORY: VR, VH
SPOILERS: No
SUMMARY: In 155 words, Mulder and Scully read an NC-17 romance
and are inspired to make life imitate art.  :) 
DISCLAIMER: Don't own 'em, though I wish I did.  Don't own much; I'm a grad
school kid.  Don't open up the legal lid; I'm poor and broke, and I'm well hid.  :)
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NOTE:  Only one note, as I'm not feeling particularly verbose today...the entire story is in
dialogue format, with no narration.  I hope you enjoy it!  It's my first one in the genre.

155 Words: Mulder and Scully Read Fanfic
by Bidie McCucholl

     "'He pressed his bee-stung lips to hers of plump rose petals....'"
     "Interesting image, Scully."
     "Mulder, where do they get this stuff?  Why can't they accurately portray our partnership?"
     "You mean you don't want my bee-stung lips against your rose petals?"
     "Mulder..."
     "Keep reading, Scully."
     " 'Her hands strayed lower to the massive member between his thighs, caressing it
reverently.'  Ugh."
     "You just insulted my manhood, Scully."
     "No, I believe this writer did."
     "Oh yeah?  This writer may be on to something."
     "On to what?"
     "On to our little pretense."
     "I beg your pardon...?"
     "You know what I'm talking about."
     "No I don't, Mulder.  Explain yourself."
     "Some things require little explanation, Scully."
     "Oh....Mulder....!"
     "There's more---if you want my bee-stung lips."
     "Oh...yes...."
     "Mmmm...that's more like it...."
     "Mhmmm...."
     "So...how does the story end?"
     "Uhm...I think we can improve on the ending."
     "Mmm....Where's my pen?"
     "Right here, Mulder...mmmm...I think it's ready for action."
     "Ahhhh....Let's get to work, Rose-Petal."

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