TITLE:
155 Words, OR The Shortest MSR Ever Written
AUTHOR: Brandon Ray
E-MAIL: publius@avalon.net
SPOILERS:
Never Again
RATING: Hmm. PG-13...I guess
CONTENT WARNING: Parody
CLASSIFICATION: SRA, MSR
SUMMARY: The title says it all.
DISCLAIMER: I disclaim any
infringement on 10-13, FOX or Chris Carter.
155 Words or The Shortest MSR Ever
Written
by Brandon Ray
Mulder looked up from his paperwork and said,
"Scully, I just realized I've been in love
with you for over five years and never even realized
it."
Scully looked up from her paperwork and said,
"Mulder, I just realized that I've been in
love with YOU for over five years and never even realized
it."
They argued for a moment over who would be on top
(there has to be SOME angst,
after all), and in a moment they were both naked and
making love on Mulder's desk
(since Scully still didn't have her own desk).
Scully came. Then she came again. Then she
came a third time. Finally she told Mulder
he could come. And he did.
Then they got dressed and went back to work, because
they knew they had to keep
their relationship a secret. Cancerman never
suspected a thing. But Skinner and
Maggie knew, and they both thought it was cool.
The End
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