TITLE:  155 Words 2; OR Coitus Interruptus
AUTHOR: Brandon D. Ray
E-MAIL: publius@avalon.net
SPOILER WARNING:  3; Never Again
RATING:  PG
CONTENT WARNING:  Parody
CLASSIFICATION:  SRA, MSR
SUMMARY:  It has been pointed out to me that I missed a few cliches in the first one.
DISCLAIMER:  I disclaim any infringement on 10-13, FOX or Chris Carter. 

155 Words 2 OR Coitus Interruptus
by Brandon D. Ray

After they'd been having sex for a few days Mulder and Scully stopped long enough
to decide to get married.  They called Maggie and Skinner and the Lone Gunmen and
everybody flew to Las Vegas.

During the wedding Bill came and tried to stop them, but Scully beat him up.  Then
Phoebe came and tried to stop them, but Scully beat HER up.  Then Mulder and
Scully got married.

Bill and Phoebe realized they had a lot in common and decided to get married.  And
they did.  Then Skinner and Maggie realized THEY had a lot in common and decided
to get married.  And they did.

Mulder and Scully had the bridal suite, and they let Phoebe and Bill use the extra
bedroom.  Skinner and Maggie got the couch, and Frohike got Mulder's videos, but
he kept the volume turned down so he wouldn't disturb any of the newlyweds.  Byers
and Langly got each other.
 
  The End