TITLE:  155 Words 4; OR Babies and Other Hazards of Sex
AUTHOR: Brandon D. Ray
E-MAIL: publius@avalon.net
SPOILERS:  Duane Barry/Ascension/One Breath; Momento Mori;
Christmas Carol/Emily
RATING:  Do I gotta?  PG, I guess.
CONTENT WARNING:  Parody.  M/S married.  Babyfic!
CLASSIFICATION:    SRA, MSR
SUMMARY:  Somebody stop me before I post again....
DISCLAIMER:  I disclaim any infringement on 10-13, FOX or Chris Carter. 
NOTE:  I stole the subtitle for this one from a book by Dave Barry.  Sue me.   Or not.
 

155 Words 4 OR Babies and Other Hazards of Sex
by Brandon D. Ray

After they'd been having sex for awhile Scully told Mulder that she was pregnant. 
They hadn't been using any protection because Scully thought she couldn't have babies.

Luckily they had already gotten married in the previous story so it was okay for
Scully to be pregnant.  Mulder said it really turned him on to have sex while she was
pregnant and then Scully had morning sickness and Mulder said that turned him on
too.  Then they had sex again and Scully came four times and Mulder came once.

Maggie was happy and Skinner was a sourpuss except that he was happy too when
he thought nobody was looking.

Then they had to stop having sex while Scully went to the hospital and had her baby,
except that it was twin girls and nobody had even realized it.  They named them
Melissa Emily Scully-Mulder and Samantha Margaret Scully-Mulder and then Mulder
and Scully had sex again.
   

The End

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