155 Words 5, OR O! Wilderness!

TITLE: 155 Words 5, OR O! Wilderness!
AUTHOR: Brandon D. Ray
E-MAIL: publius@avalon.net
SPOILERS: Yeah, right.
RATING: PG
CONTENT WARNING: Parody
CLASSIFICATION: SRA, MSR
SUMMARY: Shannon reminded me about this series, and I just can't let her have
the last word...
DISCLAIMER: I disclaim any infringement on 10-13, FOX or Chris Carter.

155 Words 5 OR O! Wilderness!
by Brandon D. Ray

Mulder and Scully were flying on an airplane when suddenly the engines stopped
working. Mulder and Scully thought they were going to die and wanted to express
their true feelings for each other but then the plane crashed and everyone was killed
except for Mulder and Scully.

Scully did autopsies on all the people who were killed, except for the children
because they made her sad because they reminded her of Emily. Mulder lost his
leg in the crash, but Scully sewed it back on for him and he was okay, except that
the morphine she gave him made him admit he loved her. Then Mulder and Scully
had sex.

After awhile they were rescued by a helicopter. When they got home Maggie wanted
Mulder to stay at her house so that she could pretend to be his mother, but Mulder
said he wanted to stay at Scully's house and have sex. And he did.

The End