155 Words 7 OR The Shortest Casefile Ever Written

TITLE: 155 Words 7, OR The Shortest Casefile Ever Written
AUTHOR: Brandon D. Ray
E-MAIL: publius@avalon.net
SPOILERS: Let me know if you find any.
RATING: PG
CONTENT WARNING: Parody.
CLASSIFICATION: XA
SUMMARY: MulderPhile made a big mistake by posting the following to ATXC:
"Thanks to Brandon Ray for his "155 words" idea, but 155 words isn't long enough
for a REAL story... or is it??? Prove me wrong if you can!"
DISCLAIMER: I disclaim any infringement on 10-13, FOX or Chris Carter.

155 Words 7 OR The Shortest Casefile Ever Written
by Brandon D. Ray

Scully came to work one day and Mulder showed her slides about cattle mutilations.
Mulder said it was UFOs, but Scully said it was somebody looking for a hamburger.
Then they got on a plane and flew to Iowa.

At the hotel Mulder got a call that said more cattle were going to be mutilated and
wanted to go see. Scully was going to the bathroom but Mulder decided he couldn't
wait and left without her. Then Scully got abducted by aliens.

Mulder ran through a cornfield with his flashlight and found a cattle that had been
mutilated. Then he found a flying saucer and rescued Scully, but she didn't remember
anything. Mulder hugged Scully so that she would know he liked her anyway.

Mulder and Scully went to their office and wrote a report for Skinner, but the
Cigarette Man took it away from Skinner and blew smoke in his face. Skinner was
mad.

The End