155 Words or The Moment of Truth:
What's In a Name
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by Kateswan

"It was a good thing I installed that camera when we realized he had
that waterbed,"  Frohike said, waving a videocassette at Langly.

"You watched it without me?" Langly whined. "What’s on it?"

Frohike winked. "Hot stuff! They're humping like crazy.
The sight of Scully's perky little breasts bouncing in that overhead
mirror seem to be making Mulder scream ... I wanted to scream myself -
if you focus on her tattoo, it looks like someone's doing tricks with a
yo-yo!"

"You're killing me here," Langly yanked at the leg of his jeans.

"The end's the best," Frohike gloated, wiping steam off his glasses.
"They get to the moment of truth and it looks like Mulder goes into
convulsions. Not that she minds! She got off like a rocket. Too bad."

"Too bad?" Langly squeaked. "How long have we been waiting for something
like this?"

"I know," Frohike said sadly. "If only she hadn't yelled SKINNER! when
she came."

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Kathy S.
Mom In Black