TITLE:  155 Words, OR The Shortest MSR Ever Written
AUTHOR: Vickie Moseley
E-MAIL :vmoseley@fgi.net
SPOILERS:  Emily, Christmas Carol
RATING:  PG-13 for sexual conduct unbecoming two FBI agents
CLASSIFICATION:  H, I hope
SUMMARY:  see title.
DISCLAIMER:  I disclaim any infringement on 10-13, FOX or Chris Carter. 
Brandon Ray, you're on your own <G>
ARCHIVE:  Yes, if by some miracle you want to, go ahead
COMMENTS:  This came to me a 3:39 in the morning.  Enough said.

155 Words or Mulder and Scully Make a Baby
by Vickie Moseley

One morning, Mulder walked into the office to find Scully crying over a picture of
Emily.  "Mulder,  I want a baby," she cried.

Mulder said, "But Scully, shouldn't we have sex first?" So they had sex.  On both
desks and against the file cabinet.

One month later, Scully came in and threw up.  Mulder said, "I thought you were
sterile."

"I had one egg left," Scully told him.

"Marry me," Mulder said.  She did.  Skinner gave her away, but Mulder got her back. 
They were happy.

Scully threw up for three months, Mulder held her hair back. Scully's ankles swelled
to the size of grapefruit, Mulder put her feet up.  Scully wanted pickles and Mulder
ignored her.

Scully said "Mulder, it's time."  Mulder drove her to the hospital and held her hand. 
She broke two fingers on his right hand and had a baby girl.  They both cried and
named her Samantha Melissa William Mulder.

The end.

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