155 Words, or One of the Shortest MSR's Ever Written

TITLE: 155 Words, or One of the Shortest MSR's Ever Written
AUTHOR: I'm too embarrassed to claim it; but I welcome feedback at
Ropobop@aol.com!
SPOILERS: Pilot
CLASSIFICATION: SRA; UST; Parody
SUMMARY: Mulder and Scully's true feelings are revealed over Lo Mein.
DISCLAIMER: This may not be 155 words; I'm hoping that "flat-chested" and
"Windex-colored" each count as one word. Oh yeah, "The X-Files," Mulder,
Scully, Mulder's uncaring family and all the UST belong to Chris Carter, 1013
Productions, and Fox.
FINAL NOTE: Thanks to my numerous beta readers, songs of inspiration, and
all the encouraging fanfic writers out there that finally pushed me into posting
this after working on it for 4 years; you guys are the greatest! ;0)

155 Words, or One of the Shortest MSR's Ever Written
by Ropobop

Mulder thought Scully was perfect, ever since he'd seen her in her underwear
on that first case.

Scully yearned for Mulder's succulent lower lip.

They had never acted on these feelings, either because it was against FBI
policy, or because it would ruin their relationship as partners and best friends.

Mulder's feelings of worthlessness brought on by his uncaring family led him
to think Scully didn't deserve the pain a romantic relationship with him
would bring; he wanted to protect her. Scully thought a gorgeous sexy guy like
Mulder wouldn't be interested in someone so closed off, inhibited and flat-chested.

Then, one lazy Saturday, they were sitting on Scully's floor, catching up on
paperwork and eating Chinese food, and a lock of Scully's auburn hair fell
into her Windex-colored eyes, and Mulder reached over to brush it away.
Their eyes locked, and they knew they could never love anyone else, and that they'd
be together. Always.