| Title: 155 Words, or the Shortest
Scene of Domestic Bliss Author: Wayward E-mail: wayward@fluffy.com Webpage: a scintilla of truth: fan fiction by wayward http://www.justanyidiot.com/scintilla Archive: Gossamer,155 Words yes; all others please ask Rating: G Spoilers: Season 6, up to Arcadia Classification:155 words, VH Content Warning:none Summary: A story that's shorter than its description Disclaimer: Did anyone else watching 'Arcadia' wonder if the product placement guys told Tropicana what Mulder was going to do with the empty container? Or if they told Ford that the owner of the featured '97 Mercury Villager ended up "lying around" the house after hiding in the sewer for a couple of days? The X-Files is rewriting the book on cachet, fer sure. Author's Notes:The author thanks Plausible Deniability, Ninyo Gaijin, and SusanF for beta reading, but wonders if the paper bags over their heads were for hyperventilation or anonymity. 155 Words, or the Shortest Scene of Domestic Bliss by Wayward "I *said*, Woman, make me a sandw-- Oh, hey, you did." "Yes, I did, Mulder. I told you I had something for you." "Ummm, mmmph, this is good. Tomato, guacamole, cheese--but no beef. Needs beef." "I'll try to remember. So this is your idea of domestic bliss? The high point of Arcadia?" "Wha? Oh yeah, Honeybunch, having the little
woman cater to my culinary desires, "I'm glad you're enjoying that sandwich, Mulder.
So what was the worst part of the "<slurp!> Mmmph? Oh, the worst part? No
question, seeing you in the green mango "It wasn't mango." "Lime? Mutant apricot?" "Not even close." "What then?" "All natural, no preservatives, puree of avocado." "Scully?" "Yes, Mulder?" "I think...I think I'm going to be...ARGGHHHH!!!!
YOU PUT THAT "That's right, Poopyhead." -END- |