I had a dream... A dream where I had lost my pants. Feeling a slight breeze, I went into the nearest store. I found a pair of pants that I had enough money to buy (somehow I managed to keep my wallet). So I took those pants and made my way to the counter, but something caught my eye. Yup, a whole bunch of wrestling stuff and all of it was on sale. I looked back and forth. I only had enough for one of them. Pants...... wrestling .... pants ..... wrestling....pants ....
As I walked home pantless and cold, with a handful of wrestling stuff at a great price, I realized that I was pretty damn happy without any pants. Who the hell needs them anyway? Many powerful, influential people throughout history didn't wear pants.
If there was a world without pants, the shame of peeing in your pants wouldn't exist. People could freely excrete or urinate anywhere they pleased. Physicals would run more smoothly and quickly. We have been confined to the limitations of pants long enough. Stand up and take off your pants! Now who's with me?!?!?!?!?
