Deez is sum speshul charactaz dat I thawt up.
Metal 'ead da mad doc
WazzaWazza Shokkasnot
Metal 'ead da mad doc...........................................................................60 points
Metal 'ead use to be just a normal mad doc, but ever since "the accident" involving a cyboar, some lost tools, a Disgruntled Mekboy, and a missile launcher, he's been a little crazy. He and the Mek had just finished putting all of the shiny new gubbinz onto the Snakebite nobz boar, when he noticed that 3 of his best tool were missing. He lookede all around, but couldn't find them, then, suddenly he realized that they were inside the new cyboar. Those were very important tools to Metal 'ead because they were given to him by the Warbands Warboss. So, he took out the bone saw, and prepared to open up the boar. But, the mek liked that boar a lot, and wouldn't let him do it. When Metal 'ead pushed past him to the boar, the Mek jumped up, grabbed his kustom blast, and fired it at Metal 'ead. The blast killed the Mek, the boar, and took off Metal 'ead's head, and right arm. Somehow, miraculoustly, metal 'ead's gretchin assisstants managed to patch him up, but ever since, things have not been quite right.
M4 WS5 BS4 S5 T6 W3 I4 A2 Ld8
WEAPONS: Plasma Gun, Da Claw (see below)
ARMOR: 'eavy Armor
(4+ save)
WARGEAR: Metal 'ead may have up to 2 wargear cards
He may have additional equipment chosen from the Assault Weapons, Transport, and Stikkbombz sections of the Wargear List.
SPECIAL: Metal 'ead may be accompanied by up to 4 Gretchin Assisstants.
He may be included in your army instead of a normal Painboy.
DA CLAW: Da Claw, is the name given to the claw that replaced Metal 'eads left arm. It has the following characteristics.
STR - 6 DAM - d3 SAVE MOD- -3 ARMOR PEN - d6+d3+6 SPECIAL - none
WazzaWazza ShokkaSnot.....................................................................85 points
WazzaWazza was one of the Billions of orks who took part in the battle for Armeggedon. He was not a Mekboy, just a normal Bad Moon Nob, but one day, during the fighting, he stumbled upon a Shokk Attack Gun, with the Mekboy lying mutilated beside it. Think that it was a perfectly good gun and that it might make a big noise, he shouldered the huge weapon, and convinced a group of nearby snotlings to jump in. The snotlings, not knowing better, entered the warp hole created by the gun. They reappeared inside a bunker, killing seperal of the defenders. Ever since, WazzaWazza has carried that Shokk Attack Gun with him everywhere he go's, and he has even been recognized by Nazdreg Ug Urdgrub, his Warboss, who was so proud of him that he paid for a new suit of Mega-Armor for WazzaWazza.
M4 WS4 BS5 S4 T5 W2 I3 A2 Ld7
WEAPONS: Bolt Pistol, Shokk Attack Gun
ARMOR: Mega-Armor
WARGEAR: WazzaWazza may have up to 2 wargear cards
SPECIAL: WazzaWazza has become very good at aiming his Shokka Attack Gun, so 2 times per battle he my reroll the scatter die for his Shokka. Because WazzaWazza is not a real Mekboy, he cannot have any wargear cards that are for Mekboys only. WazzaWazza does not need a runtherd to put the snotlings in the gun, because he is good at convincing them to go in with food and treats.
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