| The Dictionary |
| Brmp: v. To evoke the motion of a Brmp-Brmp. |
| Brmp Brmp: n. 1.A small cart used in airports to move people and/or luggage. 2. Any vehicle that evokes this sort of contraption. |
| Cross Stitching: v. To look at pornography, especially but not necessarily on the internet. |
| Monkey Problems: n. Severe difficulties grasping a concept, articulating oneself or doing something while very tired. |
| Poetry, to write: (masculine) adj. A closet homosexual male. Syn. "He listens to Tori Amos!" |
| Butt Chin: n. 1. A cleft chin. 2. Andy Davis. |
| Weebit: n. A certain small, green, formerly gay Hyundai that is having the hots for Farah now. |
| Blow up Doll: v. Applicable mostly to Farah, to open one's mouth and contort one's face in the manner of a blow up doll for the purposes of fooling police while riding in the back of Weebit. |
| Slut Monkey: n. A particularly heinous breed of bitch. |
| Monkey Child: n. The love child of John Lennon and a mysterious woman, a little retarded and f*cked in the head, but lovable. |
| Two Penny Whore: n. A complete and utter bitch, particularly a skankily clothed one. |
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