Borris The Monkey

I had a girl, she was so pretty

She made me act oh so silly

She played piano, her name was Dorris

She had a monkey, it’s name was Borris

Borris the Monkey

Borris the Monkey

Borris the Monkey

Borris the Monkey

Everybody loves

Borris the Monkey

We went for a walk just yesterday

And there she sent me upon my way

For she said it was over for us

I’ll sure miss that monkey named Borris

Borris the Monkey

Borris the Monkey

Borris the Monkey

Borris the Monkey

Everybody loves

Borris the Monkey

Then I got a phone call just today

From a girl who just wanted to play

I asked her name, she said ‘Dorris,

I’m so sorry, and so is Borris!’

Borris the Monkey

Borris the Monkey

Borris the Monkey

Borris the Monkey

Everybody loves

Borris the Monkey

Now we’re married, I guess it’s fun

Which will mean my song is done

We have a pet and he adores us

And this pet happens to be Borris!

Borris the Monkey

Borris the Monkey

Borris the Monkey

Borris the Monkey

Everybody loves

Borris the Monkey