Would Alex Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, David Gephin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, and all other liberals who previously announced they would leave the country if George Bush was elected President, please report to Florida for the sailing of the Good Ship Lollipop, which has been commissioned to take you to your new home.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor, at the taxpayers expense, a Farewell Parade in your honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties, prior to your cruise. Please pack for an extended stay. Plan on at least four years.
Your captain is to be Bill Clinton and your cruise director will be Al Gore, the famous inventor of the internet. Joe Lieberman will be your purser and Monica Lewinsky will be the director of recreations. Your primary job, while self-exiled, will be to pound sand until such time as you realize the worthlessness of your bleeding heart, liberal ways, and gain a grasp on reality. This may never happen for some of you.
If you have any questions about your final destination, please direct
your comments to Hillary R. Clinton. She's staying behind and will be in charge of wet nursing all of the whining liberals for the next four years.
Cheers,
PS To the travelers, if you invited her, maybe Hanoi - Jane Fonda would go along to provide some sense of class. How could you go wrong with one of the 100 finest women of the year as a traveling companion?
Bon Voyage'
