You know you've had enough of Bye Bye Birdie when...

1. Whenever you are getting dressed, you sing "How Lovely to Be a Woman." 2. You tell your boyfriend/girlfriend that you want to take them to the Ice House. 3. You wish that the Ed Sullivan show was still on. 4. You start humming "We Love You Conrad" wherever you go. 5. You begin putting other people's names in the "We Love You Conrad" song 6. When talking on the telephone, you call your friends either Morning Glory, Humming Bird, or Nightengale, and you sing out their names. 7. Whenever someone mentions NYU, you think of Albert. 8. You try to get drunk on milk and succeed. 9. When your boyfriend/girlfriend breaks up with you, you sing "One Last Kiss" 10. You stop drinking "the beverage you've consumed faithfully for 32 years" because it killed poor Lou. 11. When your significant other breaks it off, you sing "What Did I ever See In Him" 12. You start wearing poodle skirts. 13. You are having dreams that consist of the musical itself or our production of it. 14. You start to view Erick as a teen idol and begin putting pin-ups of him on your wall.

Thank you Jenni for #4, Justin for #'s 5 and 8 and Jessica for #14.