Interview with Chewbacca
By Shower Girl
SG: Hello
Cb: Arhg

SG:I'm so glad I was able to interview you for our webpage.
Cb: Rhh ar

Sg: I'm so glad to hear it. What was it like working with Han Solo, Luke, and Leia?
Cb. RRRrrrrRRR arg Arrr rng ararar rrrrhhhhh.

Sg: Oh really! I would have never guessed!
Cb: rr

Sg: Now is C-3P0 really that annoying in real life?
Cb: rr

Sg: Oh I see.What was it like working with George Lucas?
Cb: rrrrrrrrrrrrrrr ar ah rhrhrhrhr arrg arng.

Sg: There are rumors about that while on Endor you feel in love with a female ewok, is this true?
Cb: rr. rrrrrhhhr rrhrhrh arg arg

Sg: Oh that's a shame. Is it hard to find acting roles for wookiees?
Cb: rr. rhrher rhs arg arrrrrr ar.

Sg: That's good to hear.Which do you prefer, Coke or Pepsi?
Cb: rrr rrr rrr.

Sg: Me too. Did you see Episode One?
Cb: rr

Sg: What did you think of Jar-Jar?
Cb:........

Sg: I can tell by that look on your face that you didn't like him very much.
Cb:Rrr rrr ar arar arg rrrrr?

Sg: No, that's all right, I don't want to see what you would like to do to him.
      ...... No, really that's ok you don't have to get up. ...... No Chewie!!
*Cb gets up and runs towards Sg*
Sg: GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!!!
*Sg leaves in a frenzied run*


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