Frequently(well maybe not)Asked Questions

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Q: How long does it take to vacuum the state of Ohio? A: 33,000 years

Q: How many licks DOES it take.... to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? (Shame on you dirty-minded people!) A: 142 on average

Q: Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways? A: Well, if you drove forward on a driveway, then you would hit your house and if you parked on a parkway, then the other cars on the road would hit you.

Q: What are your chances of successfully navigating your way through an asteroid field? A: Approximatley 3,720 to one.

Q: What happened to the attendence cards? A: I ate them.