GERTIE MAX Kind old Lady or the Devil's Wife??

Gerite Max, invevtor of the GERTIE MAX SYSTEM.She SEEMS like a kind old lady, but is she? We at Mucasfilms believe otherwise. First of all, she "invented" using a three-inch three ring binder, divided by tabs. This was no new discovery, many people have used this system, they just didn't patton it. Why make tons of money off of something so obvious?? I'm going to patton the back-pack and call it the Shower Girl System. Second, She preaches ON AND ON about her glorious system. Because of her teachers are FORCING their students to use this system. And by force I mean taking off of their grades if they don't go out and but all of the necessary items. She just doesn't realize that for some people, her system is not the best. Third: I met her and she's crazy. She idolizes Winkler for Pete's sake. Don't get me wrong, I love Dietle just as much as the next person, but good ole Gertie says that he "Hung the moon".  He hung the moon? HUNG THE MOON? How did he, did he just grab a huge ladder and hang it? I mean it's like pattoning a three-ring binder with divider tabs, it does not make sense. She also says you can't win an argument with him, I'm sure you can! You can win an argument with anyone, just as long as you can make it SOUND like you know what you are talking about. So the vote is in: Gertie Max is the Devil's Wife.