(Pearl)All right! It’s finished!
(GE) What is?
(Pearl) My time machine.
(Insight) You created that from scrap?!?
(Pearl) No...I had just damaged it last time I used it. I’ve finally been able to fix it.
(GE) Oh, I C. Good job.
(Insight) Congrads.
(Pearl) Thanks. It took me awhile.
(EE) Muahahahahahahahahaha...
*Insight and Pearl groan*
(Pearl) Not again...
(Insight) There has to be some reason why she did...*sudden realization hits her* Evil P!!!
(EE) BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
(Pearl) All right, where is he?
(EE) Not telling...
(??????) No need....MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(All) EVIL P!!!!
Part 2
*In the last episode, Pearl had finally completed her time machine, but GE turned to EE and Evil P has shown up.*
(EE) ~blah
(Insight) No, not THAT again...
(Evil P) Whatever.
(Pearl)*gets into a defensive position* All right, Evil P, what do you want?
(Evil P) A fight!
*Insight and Pearl throw off her weighted clothes, and both get ready for battle*
(Evil P) Muahahahahahaha....you think that’ll effect the outcome?
(Pearl) No. We could’ve beaten you either way.
(Evil P) We’ll see!!
*Evil P flies at Pearl and Insight, preparing to fight. He lashes out at Pearl, who dodges, then in midair, he spins around, trying to kick Insight in the face, but she manages to jump over. The three begin fighting seriously, and it’s not really sure who’s winning. Insight feigns a punch and while Evil P dodges it, Pearl kicks him in the back, sending him flying. Evil P stops his flight against the wall, the pushes off of it, and manages to punch Insight in the face. She flips back, while Pearl attacks Evil P. Insight teleports above Evil P and smacks him to the ground. Pearl is about to gather energy and blast Evil P, when EE tackles her.*’
(EE) MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
(Insight) Hey-AH! *Insight is kicked in the stomach by Evil P. She’s winded*
(Evil P) Bwahahahahaha...I told you couldn’t defeat me!
(Pearl) Hey, I’m still up! *Pearl flies towards Evil P, jabbing forward. She appears to have the upper-hand, but is distracted as EE prepares to attack again. She jumps over the tackle, but in doing so, loses her concentration, and Evil P punches her back.
(Evil P) Is that the best you to can do? I’m disappointed...*He gathers energy to blast Pearl*
(Pearl) No...don’t!! I’m in front of the...NOOOO!!!!
*The energy, instead of hitting Pearl, hits the time machine. It begins to moan, and the room glows different colors. The time machine shakes.*
(Pearl) Oh no...
Part 3
(Insight) *getting up, clutching her stomach* That was really stupid, Evil P...
(Evil P) Wh...what happened?
(Pearl) You’ve overloaded the reactor...
(EE) What will that do?
(Pearl) I’m not totally positive...at the least, it will cause a huge explosion...
(Insight, sighing) More then that...it may tear the fabric of time...I think we’re looking forward to a little jaunt, here...
(EE) Take cover! She’s gonna blow!
(Evil P) Right, Scotty.
(EE) ~blah
(Pearl) Now’s not the time...we need to-
*The machine gives one final buck, before letting out a huge amount energy. It explodes, and as the four brace themselves, they disappear in the bath of light, along with the time machine*
Part 4
*As the light clears, all four are sprawled on the ground. EE is the first to wake up, then Evil P, then Pearl, then Insight. It’s morning.*
(Pearl) What happened? Where are we?
(Evil P) I don’t know, but I’m not sticking around! *Runs away*
(EE) Me either! Muahahahahahahaha!!! *Follows him*
(Insight) *after checking her mini-computer* Great. My readings show we’re not even in our own dimension
(Pearl) At least the time machine is still here...*checks a reading on it* You’re right...the readout seems similar to our world at first, but then it goes on with a completely random one.
(Insight) So it’s pretty likely we’re in a parallel to the DBZ world, but there’s gonna be a few changes.
(Pearl) Right. Why don’t we at least head to Bulma’s? With any luck, it’ll still be here, and we may find some parts we need to rebuild the time machine. As it is, it’ll need a few days to cool down, and a long time for us to gather all the overheated parts.
(Insight) Sounds like a plan. Let’s do it.
Part 5
*Pearl and Insight walk up to Capsule Corp*
(Insight) Let’s hope it’s still run by Bulma here...
(Pearl) What does it matter? They should have the same technology.
(Insight) True, but I’d feel better if it was Bulma.
(Pearl) Me too.
*Pearl knocks on the door, and when the door opens, they don’t see Bulma but-*
(Trunks) Hey...what can I do for you?
(Pearl) Um...we’re looking for your mom...
(Insight, using telepathy) <
(Pearl) See? Oh...sure...thanks.
*A voice comes from the around the corner*
(?????) Hey Trunks, who is it?
(Trunks) Oh, just a couple of girls. They need Bulma’s help.
*The trio turn the corner*
(Pearl) Goten!
Part 6
*Pearl and Insight have arrived at Bulma’s house in Capsule Corp, and a find Trunks and Goten, Pearl’s crush*
(Goten) Huh? Do I know you?
(Pearl) *blush* Um...no...you just look...familiar...
(Goten) Then how do you know my name?
(Pearl) *thinks* Um...’cause it’s written on your shirt? *Points*
(Goten) *Looks down, and notices it for seemingly the first time.* Oh...right...
(Trunks) Why don’t you two have a seat? I’ll get mom.
(Insight) Thanks.
*Insight sits on a chair, while Pearl sits next to Goten on a couch.*
(Goten) So what are your names? Where are you two from?
(Pearl) I’m Pearl...we’re new here...We live...pretty far away....
(Goten) Really? Where?
(Insight) About a mile from here...we just moved in. We live kinda’ far from civilization, I’m Insight, by the way.
(Goten) Really? So do I...*thinks*What an odd name....
(Insight) It’s not that o-
*Pearl elbows Insight*
(Pearl) Ex-nay on the oopid-stay....
(Goten) So where do you live?
(Insight) Well, I can’t exactly give you and address but we live between the Shavita river and Kandra mountains.
*Pearl shoots Insight a “what the heck are you talking about?” look*
(Insight) You should stop by sometime...We just moved in, and we don't know many people...
(Goten) Sure! That’s sounds like fun
(Pearl) <
(Insight) Got any girlfriends?
*Pearl is ready to strangle Insight*
(Goten) Nope. Not yet...
(Pearl) Really? What about Pares?
(Goten) Who?
Part 7
**EE and Evil P had split up, EE turned back to GE and is now wandering through the forest.**
(GE) Great...just great...I wonder where I am??
*Suddenly, GE hears a loud, male voice*
(?????) Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! Thunder cats, HOOOOOO!!!!!
(GE) What the heck???
*A huge beam of red light appears in the air, with a silhouetted cat’s head in the middle of it. As GE is pondering this, a huge tank-type thing comes crashing by, in the shape of a cat*
(GE) What’s going ON here?? Where AM I?
*After walking for a little while longer, GE begins to get tired.*
(GE) I WANT MY MONKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE BLANKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!
*GE wails for awhile longer, when a tall guy with a bandanna in his hair walks by. He’s wearing a vest is carrying a small backpack*
(GE) Oh good...maybe he can help! Hey!
*The kid turns, and looks at GE*
(??????) Are you talking to me?
(GE) Yeah...can you tell me which way to head to get to the city?
(??????) Um....I think it’s this way...no wait...that...no....
(GE, impatiently) Do you know? Who are you, anyway?
(???????) I’m Ryouga...I’m kinda’ lost myself....
(GE, exasperated) Never mind...See ya... *GE trots off into the forest*
*After walking for awhile longer, GE is exhausted.*
(GE) Can’t....go....on.... MONKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE BLANKIIIIIIIIIIIEEEE!!!!
*GE hears a bunch of annoying little voices, doing something that sounded vaugely like singing. She sees something moving, and focus’ on it. There’s a bunch of little...people...small....blue...*
(GE) SMURFS!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
*GE goes mad, stomping on the village houses then chasing the smurfs around, causing mayhem. After doing sufficient damage, GE runs and hides behind a log, breathing hard. Suddenly, a few shining objects appear around her, giggling.*
(GE) Huh? What now?
*The things fly around GE, annoying her to no end*
(GE) Hey! Stop that!
*GE tries to bite at them, but misses. The flying shining things fly off through the woods, and GE follows them, powered by anger. Soon, she reaches the edge of the forest, and GE stares out at the city before her. The things giggle once more, then fly off.*
(GE) Thank you!!
Part 8
(Pearl) You mean you don’t know who Pares is?
(Goten) No...should I?
*Insight raises an eyebrow and grins at Pearl*
(Insight) Oh really...how interesting... <
(Pearl) Sorry....just lost in thought...
*Trunks enters, Bulma following him*
(Bulma) Yes? What can I do for you two?
(Pearl) We’re looking for these parts. Our machine got busted, and we need to fix it. But it’s pretty technologically advanced, so we thought you were just the one to see...
*Insight nods in agreement*
(Bulma) Well, what parts do you need?
*Pearl thinks for a moment, then rattles off a list*
(Bulma) *rubs her chin thoughtfully* Well, I have a few of those, but not all...Come and see...
*Pearl and Insight head to Bulma’s storage, where they gather a few of the components necessary for their time machine. Insight pays for them, and giving their thanks, and head out the door. Once a safe distance from the house, Pearl begins to interrogate Insight, wondering why she told Goten to come visit when they don’t even have a place to stay*
(Insight) Yes we do...*shows her a capsule containing a house* I also have some drinks, more money, a hover car and a hover craft.
(Pearl) Ok...great. We should get back to the time machine, then...
(Insight) You go ahead...I think I’ll do some research...I wanna find out if Pares exists or not, and if so, if there’s any reason she’s not with Goten...
(Pearl) Ok, we’ll meet back at our crash site, right?
(Insight) Right.
Part 10
*Pearl flies through the air, eventually returning to the time machine. A few minutes later, GE arrives as well*
(Pearl) WB, GE...what happened to Evil P?
(GE) We got separated. So what happened? Where’s Insight?
(Pearl) She went to the library...
(GE) Nerd.
(Pearl) To find out some information. Pares and Goten aren’t boyfriend/girlfriend.
(GE) WHAT????
(Pearl) I said: PARES AND GO-*smack*
(GE) I HEARD you...I’m just surprised, that’s all... Why not?
(Pearl) That’s what Insight’s trying to figure out.
(GE) Oh, which reminds me. This dimension is NOT completely Dragon Ball Z...
(Pearl) How did you find out?
*GE tells her story, and wonders aloud what the shining things were.*
(Insight) Fairies, probably.
*GE and Pearl both look up to see Insight lowering to the ground*
(GE) Hey...wb.
(Insight) Same to you.
(Pearl) What do you mean, fairies?
(Insight) *shrugs* Those things you saw were probably fairies.
(GE) How would you know?
(Pearl) I don’t believe in fairies.
(Insight) Well, neither do I, under normal conditions,. but when your talking about the fusion of several worlds, then a lot it possible.
(Pearl) What do you mean by fusion of different worlds?
(Insight) I mean that I saw Sailor Mercury-Amy, at the library.
Teleport to part 2!