The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone just she and I
Her hair was soft
Her eyes were blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn't know how
But I tried my best
I started by placing
My hands on her breast
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her legs apart
And when I did it
I felt no shame
All at once
The white stuff came
At last it's finished
It's all over now
My first time ever
At milking a cow.....
When she was born, the doctor slapped her mama!
The government moved her birthday to Halloween!
The psychiatrist made her lie face down!
If ugly were a crime, she'd get the electric chair!
She has to get the baby drunk to breast feed it!
They did'nt give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars!
They know what time she was born because her face stopped the clock!
They put her face on a box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty!
When she passes by the bathroom the toilet flushes!
When she was lying on the beach the cat tried to bury her!
When she walks into the kitchen, the rats jump onto the table and start screaming!
She walks into a bank and they turn off the cameras!
She gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
