Welcome to "Babylon Babblings". A page for sharing favorite quotes from Babylon 5. Click on the underlined phrases to hear the wav. If you have a favorite quote not listed E-mail it to me with who said it and what episode it's from. (Don't make me look it up, believe it or not I don't have every episode memorized....yet.) Send a wav also if you have one. I'll credit you.
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"I'm here to save your butts! Next time....show a little gratitude." - Bester, "Dust to Dust"
"Your thoughts are leaking all over the place." - Bester, "Dust to Dust"
"I've always said you can get more with a two - by - four and a kind word than with just a kind word ". Marcus Cole, after kicking some serious a** out of some thugs & causing general mayhem, " Ceremonies of Light & Dark ", from "Doc"
"Zooty! Zoot, Zoot!"- various times in various episodes by Sheridan, Londo, and Zooty himself, from "ShrineGuard"
(Londo singing)"You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out, you put your whole self in, and you turn yourself about. You do the hokey pokey, you give a little shout! That's what it's all about.(singing ends) It doesn't mean anything! I have been studying it for seven days! I had the computer analyse it! I swear to you, it does not mean a THING!!" - Londo to Delenn and Draal in "Voices in the Wilderness,Pt.1" from "Feanor."
"If you value your lives, be somewhere else!" - Delenn,"Severed Dreams", from "Goddess2".
"I'll be in the car."- Ivanova to Sheridan in "War Without End Part1"
"Abso-fragging-lutely dammit!"- Delenn,"(?)",
"Well, as my great-grandfather used to say, Cool!"- Sheridan in "War Without End Pt.1".
"I would like you to take time to learn the B5 Mantra.'Ivanova is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's recommendations. Ivanova is God.' Have a nice day."- Ivanova in "A Voice in the Wilderness Part 1." - from "Dunx"
"Well, you could put a bag over his head and do it for Babylon 5!" - Franklin to Ivanova concerning having sex with the Lumati Ambassador, "Acts of Sacrifice"-
"Ni sen vlani en elis vidron", Marcus telling Ivanova in Minbari that she is the most beautiful woman he has ever seen.
"A pinata huh? So, you think of me as something bright and cheerful, full of toys and candy for young children." Bester to Garibaldi, "Dust to Dust", from "Dunx".
"Bugger! Now I'll have to wait for someone to wake up." Marcus upon kicking major butt and having no one to question for info,"Ceremonies of Light and Dark", from "Dunx"
Marcus comparing various Station personnel to Arthurian legend,"A Late Delivery From Avalon"
"There once was a man from Nantucket....(Sinclair cuts her off with a laugh) You've been talking to Mr Garibaldi again!"- Delenn and Sinclair,"The Gathering-Pilot Movie"
Garibaldi talking his aide into helping him retrieve his package illegally."A Late Delivery From Avalon""
"Do not thump the Book of G'Quan, it is disrespectful."- G'kar to Garibaldi, "?",
"Do you mind if I ask you a.... (loud burp) question?"- G'kar,"A Late Delivery From Avalon"
breathng.wav Sinclair doing his "breathing" bit on Susan,"Babylon Squared",wav and quote by "Dunx"
"Got it in one Mr. Garibaldi!", Bester,"Ship of Tears"
Londo worrying a certain insect will develop language skills, wav and quote by "Ghoztheart".
"Commander?" "Yeah?" "I think I've got to go to the bathroom." "Tell me about it!"-Susan and Sinclair,"Voice in the Wilderness Pt.1",
"Did you say something Captain?" "No.....just burped."- Bester and Sheridan,"Ship of Tears",
Command.wav Sinclair and Sheridan meet in the War Room,"War Without End Pt.1"
D&S.wav Delenn and Sinclair speaking to each other in Minbari.(translation:{English}"He'll be alright"...{Minbari} "I know what's coming...Are you alright?"-Sinclair..."No...I'm sorry"-Delenn..."Don't be."-Sinclair)
"Initiating.....getting the hell out of here maneuver."- Lennier, "?"
"How stupid do you think I am, anyway?" - Bester, "Phoenix Rising"
"And that's when I shot him, your Honor."- Dr. Franklin to Marcus,"Racing Mars"
"As the humans say...UPYOURS! (giggling)" - G'kar, "?"
(Egyptian blessing) "May God stand between you and harm, in all the empty places where you must walk." - Ivanova, "?"
The Shadows' mandate - "There is only chaos and evolution....you will fight, because we TELL you to fight!"- Shadow Delenn - "Into the Fire"
The Vorlons' mandate - "There is only order and obedience, you will do as you are told, you will die for us when we tell you to die for us because the others know no other way!"-Vorlon Oracle - "Into the Fire"
"Put your face in the book."(book slamming effect added) -G'kar
"You okay? You look like crap." - Zack Allen -
Londo smashed and babbling at the Centauri banquet table. Totally hilarious! The funniest scene in all of Babylon 5 in my opinion.- Londo , "Parliament of Dreams".
"Woo-hoo??"- Lennier to Sheridan, quote and wav by "Dunx"
Marcus explaining to Sheridan how to get a straight answer from Ranger One, "War Without End Pt. 1"
"(singing) Welcome hoooooome Mr. Garibaldiiiiiiii........" G'kar, quote and wav by "Dunx"
"(Zack) Commander Sinclair!"....."(Sinclair) Ambassador Sinclair now. Well, up until all hell broke loose back home."Zack and Sinclair-"War Without End Pt.1"
"Hello, you must be Delenn. I'm Anna Sheridan, John's wife." (meow!) Anna to Delenn
"All my life, I've had doubts about who I am. Where I belonged. Now...I'm like the arrow that springs from the bow. No hesitation, no doubts. The path is clear." Sinclair to Delenn,"War Without End Pt.1"(Yes another one! Shaddup! I like that one okay!?)
"I think we'd work well together like Butch and Sundance. Lewis and Clark. Lucy and Ethel." Sinclair to Sheridan,"War Without End Pt.1" (Don't even say it!!)
"Don't you turn your back on me, don't you eventry to walk away from me! Just who the hell do you think you are!?"Sheridan to Kosh
"Entil'zha! (running) Entil'zha!" Rathenn calling out to Sinclair,"War Without End Pt.1" (Alright, I'll consider therapy.)
"Come what may, the Rangers will finish the work ahead."Sinclair, "War Without....(ah forget it, you know where it's from)
"(Sinclair) Ready?"...." (Delenn) Why do your people always ask if you are ready right before you are going to do something massively unwise?"...." (Sinclair) Tradition." (looking innocent)..Uh...I forgot where this one's from. Yeah.
"It made a very satisfyingthump when it hit the floor!" G'kar to "King Arthur", "A Late Delivery from Avalon"
"I welcome you, and present this place to you as a gift. I am called....Valen."Sinclair/Valen presenting Babylon 4 to the Minbari, "War Without End Pt.2" (Ha! It was part TWO this time!!)
Ivanova's "Right Hand of Vengeance" speech given when the attacking Earth Alliance Fleet asks who she is.
"Arrogance and stupidity all in the same package. How efficient of you." Londo Mollari, "In the Beginning" T.V. Movie.
"(Dukat) Why do you come here Delenn? "(Delenn) I come to serve." "Who do you serve?" "I serve the truth." "What is the truth?" "That we are One people....One voice." "Will you follow me into Fire? Will you follow me into Darkness? Will you follow me into Death?" "I will."- Delenn's first Grey Council ceremony, "In the Beginning" T.V. Movie.
"Do you have any idea why I've suddenly been getting these...odd cramps?"- Delenn to Susan, (The one with Londo's three wives..I'm blanking.)
"Don't! Don't poke me okay? I don't like it. I don't want to share my blessing with you." Zack to two Drazi pilgrims after the Vorlon "visitation", (One of Zack's funniest scenes...part 2 of this wav below)
"Why don't you go poke the plant for awhile, while I take care of your entry visas, okay?" Zack to the same plant poking pair.