The stuff below is part of a late night ICQ chat Ant/Avalor and I had
It's posted here mainly because he told me not to :)

Mark 01/10/99 23:54 'cha

Mooncat 01/10/99 23:55 hey dood
just got in from the pub so dont expect anytin outstanding

*snip vaguely sensible stuff *
Mooncat 05/10/99 23:50 we come in piece

Mark 05/10/99 23:51 pieces?

Mark 05/10/99 23:51 you're a self-assembly kit?

Mooncat 05/10/99 23:53 our five year misssion is to be as obscure as possible due to its success, our remit has been extended indefinitely you will be assimilated or given a beverage of your choosing at our next meeting resistance is flatulent
Mark 05/10/99 23:53 7 of 9 can 'assimilate' me any time.

Mooncat 05/10/99 23:54 7 of 9 have been assimilated we are the Shaniah Twain and we are not easily er impressed

Mark 05/10/99 23:55 when she says she feels like a woman is that a lesbian thing?

Mooncat 05/10/99 23:56 we dont think so but possibly we're being schizophrenic

Mark 05/10/99 23:57 beats monophrenia I guess. So - how goes life in sunny Tamworth?

Mooncat 05/10/99 23:57 anyway, cut the crap earthling ya gonna be assimilated and thats that just sign for an AOL account and we'll bugger off

Mooncat 05/10/99 23:59 aren't you glad i'm a long way away?

*snip more stuff*
Mooncat 06/10/99 00:04 we concurr sleep wel earthling and do not publish this intercourse in the erythrian echo or we shall descend and have a drink you have been warned