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Black Scorpion
(Theme music fades, lights rise to show PICARD, GARIBALDI and
TEAL'C sitting in their usual seats on the theater balcony.
They're all staring straight ahead with glassy, vacant
expressions, bits of drool dribbling out of the corners of their mouths. After a few moments, a thin man in a business suit walks onto the balcony and looks into the camera.)
MAN: Hello. The producer has asked me to read the following statement...(he clears his throat, begins to read from a piece of paper in his hand): Today's episode was intended to be a review of the Sci-Fi Channel's new series, "Black Scorpion"--in which a comely policewoman leads a double life as a costumed crimefighter. Unfortunately, by the time "Black Scorpion"'s premiere episode was over, the IQs of our reviewers had each dropped at least one hundred points--the intelligence literally sucked out of them by this...program. The chairs they're sitting in right now have more intellectual prowess than they do at the moment. We can only hope that their predicament will serve as a warning to our viewers, and that you will join us in wishing them a speedy recovery. We--
(GARIBALDI sits up suddenly, looking around frantically.)
GARIBALDI: Bacon! BACON!!!!!
MAN: (patting GARIBALDI on the head) That's right, Michael. Bacon. (after a moment, he frowns into the camera.) Oh, for God's sake, fade to black. Give the man his dignity!
(The picture fades to black...)
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