NICKNAME: The Hypno Brothers

OCCUPATION: Hypnotists; stage performers

QUOTABLE QUOTES:"You are getting sleeeeeeepy..."

NOTABLE BECAUSE: Hez'nu and Fez'nu began their careers as bantha jugglers on the thriving Mos Espa theater circuit; but despite their skill and artistry, they remained relative unknowns. Then they abandoned the banthas and began to experiment with hypnotism. Business was suddenly booming, with customers flocking to see them from all over the planet. The exact nature of their act has never been discerned; the only comment offered by theater-goers as they leave the show, spoken in a glazed, monotone voice, is, "I loved it. It was much better than 'Cats'. I'm going to see it again and again..."

(With a nod to Saturday Night Live...)

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