OCCUPATION: Inapplicable

QUOTABLE QUOTE: "Wwwwsssssshhhhhh!"

NOTABLE BECAUSE: Wwwwsssssshhhhhh! (named after the sound he makes as he zooms by) began life as a simple scavenger. But all that changed when he accidently drank a glass of radioactive blue milk (hey, it happens). He suddenly found he could move at incredible speeds, outracing even the fastest landspeeders.
Unfortunately, he then found out that he couldn't STOP moving at incredible speeds, and thus spends all his time racing over the deserts of Tatooine, leaving sonic booms and sandstorms trailing in his wake. A popular pastime among teenaged Jawas is to try and trip Wwwwsssssshhhhhh! with rope whenever he races by; no one has yet succeeded...

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