OCCUPATION: Unconfirmed

QUOTABLE QUOTE: Inapplicable, as none of them has ever been heard to speak

NOTABLE BECAUSE: The true names and origins of The Eternal Trio have never been discerned. Legend has it, however, that they have been sitting in that exact spot on Tatooine--unspeaking, unmoving, unmovable--for generations; that, in fact, the city of Mos Eisley was actually constructed AROUND them. These legends also posit the theory that the Trio are in fact the feared Three Jawas of the Apocalypse, and that they are waiting for the arrival of the Fourth Jawa, at which time they will bring terror and destruction to all who live. For, as it was recorded in the sacred Book of Lucas: "And behold, there came the Fourth Jawa, riding upon a pale dewback, and his name was Billy..." (George 5:12)
As of yet, there has been no sign of this Fourth Jawa.

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