Straight from the Jedi Master himself, here are some of the most important rules ever to be imparted upon would-be Jedi. Ignore them at your peril.

(It must be noted that, for ease of reading, these rules have been translated from the quirky "Yoda-ese" style of grammar into a more universally accepted form. Said translation was of course authorized by Master Yoda himself.)

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