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Aboard the Death Star (6)
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(The Millenium Falcon is pulled into the Death Star by a tractor beam. Vader steps into the docking bay and approaches the ship, accompanied by an officer.) ANAKIN: What a piece of junk! VADER: Ugh. I was *building* better vehicles when I was, well...you. (Vader speaks with an officer, learns that the ship appears deserted, the logs mentioning that the crew abandoned ship shortly after take-off. Vader orders a scanning crew onboard.) VADER: (aloud) I sense something. A presence I've not felt since... (Vader turns and walks quickly away.) A: Oh, man. V: What? A: That presence you're feeling? V: Yes? A: It's... V: What? A: It's... V: WHAT?!!! A: It's Jar Jar. V: No. A: Yep. V: It can't be. He's dead! I watched him swallow a thermal detonator! A: Actually, you *made* him swallow a thermal detonator--but that's beside the point. He's here. Now. V: But I saw him explode! Little Gungan niblets rained for miles! A: Well, he obviously got over it. V: Oh, man. What do I do? A: Does this station have a self-destruct? V: Isn't that just a trifle overkill? A: Two words: Jar Jar. V: Hmmm. I see your point. Are you *sure* it's him, though? Because now that I think of it, that presence feels more like Kenobi... A: Trust me. When have I ever steered you wrong? V: Is that a rhetorical question, or should I actually crunch those numbers? A: Dude, that's cold... V: If it *is* Kenobi I'm sensing, I'll deal with him in my own fashion. A: And if it's Jar Jar? (pause) V: We're doomed.
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