VADER: (aloud) The Force is with you, young Skywalker--but you are not a Jedi yet.

(Luke walks up the steps to Vader; they ignite their lightsabers, and the duel begins, Vader wielding his blade one-handed.)

ANAKIN: Oh, come on. One-handed? You're just showing off, now.

V: Well...maybe a little. I'm the Sith Lord, I'm entitled to do that now and again.

(The lightabers continue to sizzle and clash.)

A: You know, I'm going to miss this place when we leave. Calrissian may be a fop, but he's got good design sense. All these cool blues and warm oranges... very mellow.

V: It is rather soothing. Perhaps I'll hire his decorator to do some work on the Executor.

A: Sweet.

V: But Calrissian isn't a fop. He's a dandy.

A: Oh? What's the difference?

V: If he were a fop, he'd be waving around a frilly handkerchief.

A: Hmmm...maybe. But that cape of his just screams "fop" to me.

V: Hey, *I* have a cape.

A: And if you're comfortable with that choice, who am I to judge?

(Vader disarms Luke, sends him tumbling back down the stairs, and leaps down after him. Luke backs away, and falls into the carbon freeze pit.)

VADER: All too easy.

(Vader throws the switch, and the steam billows up. Vader turns away, then hears a clanging sound and turns back to see that Luke has jumped up into the tubing above the pit.)

VADER: Impressive. Most impressive.

(Vader slashes at the tubing near Luke.)

A: Hey, are those frolicking handmaidens over there?

V: What? Where?

(Luke drops down, grabs a tube and hits Vader with a faceful of steam.)

VADER: AGGGHHH!

(Luke retrieves his lightsaber and defends himself.)

V: You distracted me on purpose!

A: I did not!

V: Yes, you did!

A: No, I--well, okay, I did. I'm just trying to give the kid a sporting chance!

V: Well, stop it!

(Vader urges Luke to give in to his anger, and Luke presses the attack, pushing Vader back.)

A: Might want to watch your step here. They were waxing this part of the floor a little while ago.

(Vader cries out as his feet go out from under him and he tumbles off the platform.)

A: See? Told you.

(Luke drops down after him, walks through a brightly-lit tube, and emerges into a corridor with a large circular window. Vader steps out of the shadows to greet him. Then Vader begins using the Force to rip equipment out of the walls and pummels Luke with it.)

A: Okay, back in the old days, we used to call this "cheating".

V: I'm evil. Get over it.

A: What's next? Gonna punch some old ladies? Start breaking windows?

V: That's not a bad idea.

A: You're going to punch some old ladies?!

V: No, no. The other one.

(Vader hurls a piece of equipment at the window, breaking it. The air rushes out, and he grabs at the wall to steady himself, while Luke gets sucked out. Vader makes his way over to the broken window and looks out to see Luke dangling off the edge of a gantry below. As he watches, Luke grabs at the railing and begins to haul himself up.)

A: Wow. The one walkway in the galaxy that actually has handrails, and he finds it. The Force really *is* with him!

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