B. Z (Ida, coriolis, that long haired girl, etc) - 07/10/00 01:18:15
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Vienna/Opera/2525/
Pick a number 1-10: j omega
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: depends
How's the day been treating you so far?: okay

Comments:
Hello, just returning the favor. Seems like no one else is really updating their webpages. Even though I don't have school during the summer, I don't own a tv in my dorm room so I have never seen any of the new shows that have come on like "Survivor" or "Britney Spears in Hawaii" or who knows what else. I don't know if that is a good thing or a bad thing. Of course it also means that I don't have cable so I can't watch reruns of all the old shows that I really liked. I like reading the match summaries for the tournament although I've never actually played Scrabble.

Sobo - 06/20/00 13:36:39
My URL:I'm not sure whether you know it, but like I should care.
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: Is cynicist a word (I thought it was cynic)?
How's the day been treating you so far?: It's been crap, okay?

Comments:
I have a screename. And I don't want my real name to be associated with you, too. I'm already nearly screwed with everyone at mad ownage. Also, this page is pretty much crap.

Beijia - 05/21/00 23:23:52
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Vienna/Opera/2525
Pick a number 1-10: three point one four one five nine
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: jalepeno pepper!
How's the day been treating you so far?: I have been moving heavy boxes for two days straight

Comments:
Okay, everytime I notice you haven't update your webpages in a long while, I sudden find that you have totally revamped it or are working on a major project. Not that I'm complaining, but it does give you a good idea of how pathetic my life is since I ke p track of everyone's webpages all the time. In any case, I really like what you have done, and I hope to be able to read more of your stuff. And if it isn't asking too much, hearing more of the radio play would be pretty awesome too.

Beijia - 02/08/00 02:12:56
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/coriolisf
Pick a number 1-10: j (yet another academic joke)
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: too tired to tell
How's the day been treating you so far?: eh

Comments:
Oh you're back! And more anime stuff for me to read. As of February, I know more than I ever really wanted to know about Sailormoon (which I have heard described as "anime crack"), Magic Knights Rayearth, Evangelion, Pokemon (which is strangely addictiv ). And yet I haven't learned C yet which means I'll never find a decent job in the computer industry. Sad. So don't fret too much--at least you've got some sort of work experience to put on your resume.

Staind - 01/19/00 06:21:35

Comments:
MudShuvel

Stargazer - 01/07/00 15:02:49
My URL:http://www.crosswinds.net/~starobs/
My Email:stargazer_t99@hotmail.com
Pick a number 1-10: three
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: depends. today: cynicist.
How's the day been treating you so far?: jet lag. 'nuff said.

Comments:
I think it's been too long since I last visited here. Maybe because I've been frying my brain with schoolwork. *shudder* But now I have reclaimed my status as web junkie! Ha ha! I shall be back!

Kristina and her minion Samantha - 12/26/99 07:31:56
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/SouthBeach/Pier/9138
My Email:schmazz@aol.com
Pick a number 1-10: seven
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: no
How's the day been treating you so far?: I got some toys for Christmas

Comments:
I LOVE YOU Ok... we think your site is extremely cool. SO cool in fact, its almost better than mine. I must say I love the pics. That Simon fella is one nice kid. And stay the hell off my grass. Also, I've signed your guestbook before I think. THen again, I've een to all of your buddie's sites also so I could be confusing htem. YOu guys are so cool. You are our role models. My heroes, even.

Salvador Iscariot - 10/13/99 03:12:07
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Area51/Dreamworld/7413/index.html
My Email:salvadoriscariot@aol.com
Pick a number 1-10: three
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: I am the Supreme Being!
How's the day been treating you so far?: Day spits in my face, night welcomes me with loving arms.

Comments:
This site, I must say, is a bit on the groovy side. Rock on! -Salv.

Kristina - 07/19/99 03:03:56
My URL:http://welcome.to/schmazz
My Email:schmazz@aol.com
Pick a number 1-10: eight
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: tend to be more on the cynical side
How's the day been treating you so far?: horrid. my posters keep falling down, and the damn scanner doesn't want to be installed

Comments:
Wow. What a cool page. Want to make love to my peanut butter sandwich? This site kicks ass. I'm jealous, because for a while I thought mine kicked a little ass, then I came here. blah.

Primrose - 07/08/99 06:04:35
My URL:I have not yet been corrupted by the evil that is personal web pages.
My Email:Nope. You'll tell Sia. End of story.
Pick a number 1-10: I don't want to.
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: I prefer the term "Cynical optimist."
How's the day been treating you so far?: Me: 2 World: 28. It's been a long day.

Comments:
Wait a minute. I want a shrine. I feel so sad and...and...shrineless...*sniff*

Beijia - 06/28/99 00:17:38
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: realist
How's the day been treating you so far?: okay

Comments:
Well it certainly did puzzle me. Then I started watching cartoons on tv. Then I started looking on the web about those cartoons. And now I know. THE DUCK IS A POKEMON!

Ravenslarke - 04/26/99 17:34:49
My URL:http://members.xoom.com/Magic_Cheese/_XOOM/Magic_Cheese/main.htm" TARGET="_top
Pick a number 1-10: bleem!

Comments:
Bem found a way to get around the XoomBar, if you wanna upload all your shizz to your Xoom accounts. Just in case you don't already know.
It's pretty cool to have my site back to normal, but the chances of me screwing up when typing in the address of my homepage just jumped by about a million.
I still think it'd be pretty cool to host the comic. Anyways, I can't come up with anything that people will even think was supposed to be funny, so I'll go bai bai now.

A fat lot of good that would do me, your site is no longer u . That's always the way isn't it, someone does you a favor then they get hurt and you're left screwed like a leaf in a leaf blower. Where the hell are the happy endings? Reality sucks.

JediB@stard - 04/24/99 04:02:26
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Athens/Troy/6140
Pick a number 1-10: why the hell should i choose a damn number, i say phuke it
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: sorry damnit, i do not have my dictionary with me
How's the day been treating you so far?: the same shitz, its always been

Comments:
"i am a JediB@stard like those other b@stards before me, you have failed Darth Timmy"

Darth Timmy can bite my ass. Hey who wants Star Wars spoilers? That Dawson guy from Dawson's Creek might play Anakin Skywalker in Episode II. Th nk that'll be the one where Anakin gets it on with the Queen? Of course since Episode II takes place ten years after Phantom Menace the Queen would be in her mid to late twenties. Anakin really digs those older chicks. Hmmm... That sounds a lot like a sto y line with Pacey from Dawson's Creek. Good God! Could Lucas be getting his story ideas from WB shows? What could be next? I'm betting on Darth Wayans.

Tard with an internet connection - 04/13/99 08:00:48
My URL:http://www.jps.net/atheist/penguindiary.html
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: A pessimist
How's the day been treating you so far?: Like shit...

Comments:

Oh that's nice, just waste space in my guestbook. This pointless message you left wasted who knows how much of my alloted 10 Meg of space. Of course this reply is costing some memory too. See what a vicious cir le you created?


Ravenslarke - 04/09/99 12:10:16
My URL:http://members.xoom.com/Magic_Cheese
My Email:Ravenslarke@StarTrekmail.com
Pick a number 1-10: six
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: I like licorice. The red kind; black licorice is only for freaks like Earthlings.
How's the day been treating you so far?: Good! It's 5 in the morning and I've done nothing all day but donk around on the 'net!

Comments:
    Just writing again because it's 5 and I don't want to go to sleep. Like all the little things that you've done with the site, like the link colours and long loading wallpaper. I thought I was the only one who did that.
    On the issue of the IMCAA comic, do you want to put the other issues on my site? True, they'd have the idiotic XoomBars on the top of the pages, but you'd have them up, and you'd be helping me in my quest to take up a gig of xoom's space bef re I go to school. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! Hee.

Hmmm. Using the gig of space on Ravenslarke's Xoom site I could not only post the entire IMCAA comic I could also upload all those cool video files I have. Of course that means I would have to use Xoom. I hate Xoom. I hate Xoom so muxh I have six accounts with it that I never update. Can you imagine what would happen if I hated M&M's? Mars would be rich. I really need to rethink my strategies. br>

Primrose - 03/23/99 03:13:32
My Email:If I told you, you'd just give it to the Evil Penguin. You know we can't have that, now can we?
Pick a number 1-10 One point two-five
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: I fluctuate
How's the day been treating you so far?: OChem bites some serious ass. Other than that, just dandy!

Comments:
Ahh.... I have stopped at Hammai's site in my quest to sign as many guestbooks as possible (kinda the dog pee on this fire hydrant we call the web). Nice site. Funny comic strips. Except that I haven't actually visited the site in a while and so I don t know what's been changed. James, your main attraction seems to be your guestbook. Keep up the good work!

I can't think of anything funny to write. Go figure. What? Am I supposed to comment that the main attraction of this site is not the guestbook but the damned comic. No one gives a rat's ass about this guestbook.

Beijia - 03/21/99 00:29:13
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Vienna/Opera/2525
Pick a number 1-10: e to the (i*pi) plus one (hee..hee, sorry, this college is getting to me)
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: silly sleepy head
How's the day been treating you so far?: eh, at least midterms are over

Comments:
Took me forever to figure out what/who Skuld was. I thought it was some sort of beaver or squirrel. Sure didn't look like a person.

Glad I could help you slide further into the wonderful world of anime. It may be addictive but at le st you don't have to hide it from public like other addictions. Unless you get into Hentai. The public usually frowns on tentacles raping girls in school outfits.

? - 02/23/99 18:37:31
My URL:http://?.?/?/?/?/
My Email:?@?.?

Comments:
and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on.

It's people like you that cause unrest. Really, what possible reason could you have to spend time writing this and then leaving off your name. From now on anyone that leaves the name b ank or uses a punctuation mark will be rewritten as "Tard with an internet connection"

Slade - 02/23/99 18:33:41
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Tokyo/Shrine/Station/7040/
My Email:slade@coconutcomm.com
Pick a number 1-10: one
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: both, a little for column A and a little from column B
How's the day been treating you so far?: So far OK...but I fear the worst to come.

Comments:
This site is cool. I like to nonsense comics. I must be crazy to come here so often to look for any site changes. I give the address to so many people to see since I think this site is cool. I like your shrines too, especially on UT. Keep up the good work. I read one of your scripts and I liked it too. I cracked up the first time I saw your site. I guess I must be so freakin' bored...this site is crazy and funny...I like it. I guess I can go on and on and on and on and on and on and on, but I'll s op here.-XXXXXXX-XX--

Beijia - 02/13/99 21:47:19
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Vienna/Opera/2525
Pick a number 1-10: googol
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: sushi addict--how's that?
How's the day been treating you so far?: Dunno, I've been asleep for 15 hours

Comments:
Whee! I like my shrine! How did you know Jason had that habit of saying,"Beijia, Beijia, Beijia!" at me back in high school? I like the comics too, if I didn't mention them before. Thanks for signing my guestbook again--such an ego booster for one who e life revolves around the all-consuming homework and exams.

Ravenslarke - 02/09/99 21:37:25
My URL:http://members.xoom.com/Magic_Cheese
My Email:Ravenslarke@StarTrekmail.com
Pick a number 1-10: cube root of pi
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: Does Realist count?
How's the day been treating you so far?: Ugh. Me wanna go jog.

Comments:
Wow, look! The only non-depressed person who signs Hammai's guestbook! You should change your entry fields. My pathetically limited wit cannot come up with anything even remotely amusing to input. Hope that I'll see more stuff soon; if not, hey. *shrug*

Stargazer - 01/31/99 01:22:11
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Paris/Palais/8907
My Email:Hah! Yeah right!
Pick a number 1-10: three
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: pessimist... :-)
How's the day been treating you so far?: like the dirt stuck to a fly's leg

Comments:
I'm insulted, Hammai. I visit all sections of your page. However, I am starting to wonder if any of the non-"nonsense" sections will be updated more in the near future. Some of us need more interesting things to fill our waking hours...don't stop helpi g to fill that need!

Beijia - 01/30/99 07:15:39
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Vienna/Opera/2525
Pick a number 1-10: cube root of 2
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: today, a cynicist
How's the day been treating you so far?: like a discarded can of peaches

Comments:
Yes, I'm reading. Yes, I'll notice if you change the pictures, time, life sections. Yes, I must force myself to stop reading once school starts. Yes, I like guestbooks. Yes, I like the comics.

Loni B. Yu - 01/26/99 18:51:58
My Email:loni.yu@lajes.af.mil
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: optimist
How's the day been treating you so far?: busy

Comments:


YouTea - 01/26/99 01:06:05
My URL:http://members.aol.com/hikarufong/index.html
My Email:no@email.com
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: ????
How's the day been treating you so far?: fewa;hj@@$#@$

Comments:
hahahah, good job dr hammai, this is the most riduclous page i've ever seen... espeically "nonsense"...

Bruce Fong - 01/24/99 12:03:41
My URL:www.calfox.com
My Email:datafox@yahoo.com
Pick a number 1-10: f0ur
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: Whoever
How's the day been treating you so far?: Could be better.

Comments:
I like my shrine. I wish it would get updated. I also wish that I get enough sleep. Heck while I am at this I might as well ask for totally bugfree software from MS.

Beijia - 01/23/99 00:55:51
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Vienna/Opera/2525
My Email:you know
Pick a number 1-10: pi
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: depends on what happened two minutes prior
How's the day been treating you so far?: eh......

Comments:
I'm signing. Jet lag bad. Darn time zones. Ethernet good. It's good to be back. Graham crackers good at any meal. Especially when too lazy to go grocery shopping. Your website is cooler than ever. My site is crap. Old link to site on MIT server do sn't work anymore. Who is Stargazer?

Ravenslarke - 01/21/99 06:58:53
My URL:http://members.xoom.com/Magic_Cheese/
My Email:GodSavetheCheese@juno.com
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: Both and neither
How's the day been treating you so far?: Ok... I suppose.

Comments:
Woo hoo! A new, fresh guestbook for me to soil with my signiatures! We love what you've done with the place. We will now depart until a later date. And wish that you have a good day, for once. =)

Julia - 01/21/99 04:14:38
My Email:juliac2@uclink4.berkeley.edu
Pick a number 1-10: Bleem (That's the integer between 3 and 4. Bleem squared is 13)
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: Apathist (Is that a word?)
How's the day been treating you so far?: Not so good. How would you like to walk 10 blocks in the rain on the day you forgot to bring your umbrella or a jacket?

Comments:
Comments? Am I supposed to comment on something? You don't actually expect me to expend my meeger supply of creativity on first thinking of something to comment on, and then form some sort of opinion on it, and finnaly comment do you? Well forget it! 'm not going to comment.

Silverbolt - 01/21/99 03:53:47
My Email:x43eb@juno.com
Pick a number 1-10: five
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: It scales
How's the day been treating you so far?: Like someone who just realized his nicotine patch is a band-aid.

Comments:
Night is Day, Up is Down, Left is Right, and Microsoft Still Sucks.

Bob the Racoon - 01/19/99 09:21:34
My URL:http://geocities.com/Athens/Thebes/1750
My Email:Ractnreddy2fly@hotmail.com
Pick a number 1-10: -1
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: A little bit of both
How's the day been treating you so far?: Like a bastard, in Tovah's term.

Comments:
I am the racoon and there no freakin thing you can do about it. We are all crazy in this world and some of us are more crazier than others. i am those crazier ones.

Stargazer - 01/17/99 08:12:24
My URL:http://it's not ready for viewing yet
My Email:look me up!
Pick a number 1-10: seven
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: cynicist
How's the day been treating you so far?: like frozen dirt

Comments:
I don't know about life sometimes. It seems to be one huge amusement park. If the ups and downs of the rollercoasters aren't enough to get you, there's plenty of nausea from junk food. You're surrounded by strangers who wish you weren't there so the li es would be shorter. Things are quite overpriced. And the real fun only lasts for brief fragments of time...

Evil Penguin - 01/13/99 08:10:12
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Athens/Troy/6140/
My Email:evilpenguin@startrekmail.com
Pick a number 1-10: 3.141592653589765894123657
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: i am a penguin damn it
How's the day been treating you so far?: i am still alive, ain't i

Comments:
along time ago.. during that period of time when there were no famous stars.. blah blah... i hope you all burn in hell.. blah blah blah

Drunk ass dude that you have to click on to get here - 01/13/99 06:51:50
My URL:http://geocities.datacellar.net/Area51/Station/6964/
My Email:wabut@geocities.com
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: What does that mean?
How's the day been treating you so far?: ok.

Comments:
I agree with that bruce guy. The nav bars rule. It goes to show that THE MAN is corrupting everybody. Thank god for l33t connections. I feel sorry for that bruce guy on his lowely modem thing.

Bruce - 01/12/99 09:54:17
My URL:Who cares?
My Email:datafox@yahoo.com
Are you an Optimist or Cynicist?: Depends.
How's the day been treating you so far?: Want sleep.

Comments:
I like my shrine and your new format the nav is now way easier.