This parody of the Virgin Doctor Who Missing Adventures books is an idea borrowed from Vermin Publishing and The Intentionally Missing Adventures.

I submitted this idea to Vermin Publishing some time ago, but decided to display it here since that page never posted mine and hasn't been updated in a very long time.

REVENGE OF THE CYBERMATS

AN UNORIGINAL NOVEL FEATURING THE SIXTH DOCTOR, FROBISHER AND THE BRIGADIER


'GET IT OFF ME!' SCREAMED THE BRIGADIER, 'GET IT OFF ME!'

'WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?' INSULTED THE DOCTOR. 'ARE YOU INSANE?'

'NO,' WHIMPERED THE BRIGADIER. 'IT'S JUST THAT I'M TERRIFIED OF PENGUINS.'

Strange silver things are being found in soup all over Britain. Pet cats are becoming terribly stressed. The sewers are alive with horrible, chittering noises!

Bored out of his mind, the Brigadier calls in the Doctor and his shape-shifting penguin companion Frobisher. With those three minds on the matter, things quickly go wrong.

Which of the Doctor's vast array of enemies could be involved in such terrible crimes as leaping at innocent pedestrians and becoming tangled in their hair?

What heartbreak will ensue when Frobisher mistakenly falls madly in lust with a stuffed peacock?

And can the Doctor get that unsightly grease stain off his coat?


This adventure takes place between THE CHASE episode two and THE CHASE episode three.

PERI McCRIMMON is soon to be deported.

Pretty Pink Dress of the Daleks

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