However, they all rushed out after ten minutes, chiding me for not inviting enough "red-hot" women. Why, I never!

Due to some time meddling, this entry has been altered to include this alternate punchline...

I was in the midst of one of my boisterous parties with companions from throughout my career. Liz mingled with Tegan. Adric hit on Leela and struck out miserably. Jamie and Peri met again, but strangely disappeared into the TARDIS depths for awhile...

Then, things got wild! The TARDIS doors flew open and we were beset upon by the galaxy's most notorious gatecrashers: Albert Einstein and his wrecking crew of intellectuals!

They herded us into a corner and forced me to play drums on my buttocks while reciting Newton's laws, but never have I been so honored!