"Clerks" 93 Min, Rated R, Black and White. This is a movie shot in a real store in New Jersey. Clerks is about overworked Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran, who cameos in Mallrats and Dogma with the same last name) and his friend Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson, who has a cameo in Dogma)working in an average day.Weird shit happens during the day, and even weirder shit during the night.

"Mallrats" 1 Hour and ???, Rated R, Color.T.S. Quint(Jeremy London) and his girlfriend Brandi Svenning(Claire Forlani) have just broken up because of Brandi's father's game show. Things aren't so much better for Brodie(Jason Lee, also in Dogma) and his girlfriend Rene (Shannen Doherty). They too have broken up. T.S. goes to Brodie, Brodie realizes the cure to both of their situations. Ritual suicide? NO! A trip to THE MALL! But trouble has a name when Brodie runs into his enemy: the manager of the store "Fashionable Male" (Ben Affleck). Brodie enlists the help of Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith, the director) to ruin Brandi's father's game show. Can T.S. and Brodie win back their girlfriends? You have to watch to find out!!

"Dogma" Uhhh...really long, Rated R, Color. Two angels, Bartelby and Loki (Ben Affleck and Matt Damon), were kicked out of heaven. Bartelby was a peaceful angel, and Loki was the former Angel of Death. They realize that if they go through a church in New Jersey, they can be forgiven of all their sins and then have someone kill them. They would return to heaven. Little do Bartelby and Loki know that their actions could wipe out existence. Elsewhere, Bethany(Linda Fiorentino) became aware of the angels' plan from a seraphim (Alan Rickman) sent by God to tell Bethany to go and thwart the angels. She runs into the "prophets" Jay and Silent Bob and the 13th apostle Rufus(Chris Rock). Also features Salma Hayek, Alanis Morissette, Jason Lee, Brian O'Halloran, and Jeff Anderson.

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