TITLE: A Day with the Muses
AUTHOR: Mari, Chris F., and Kasy
DISCLAIMER: Well, the REAL WWF Superstars don't
belong to us, but to
Vinnie-Mac and the WWF....But HELL, theres NO
 reasons in not owning your own
muses... ...LOL!
THANKS TO: Our MUSES!!! LOL!

 
 [Note: Its 8:30 a.m. in the morning, and Mari is
 sleeping peacefully in her
 bed (for now that is)
 
 *Ding dong..ding dong.*
 
 "Coming.."
 
 *Ding dong.ding dong¦ding ¦.*
 
 " I said I was coming, hold up, jeez!"
 
 Hunter comes out of the kitchen and goes to the
 front door and opens it
 yelling, "Who the hell is it ring the door bell
 likes theres no tomorrow, at
 this hour in the morning?"
 
 And then he realizes that it's Chris Jericho with
 Chris F.
 
 "Grouchy aren't we." replied Jericho
 
 " Jeez, man what are you doing here at this hour?"
 Asked Hunter.
 
 "Don't you remember?" Chris asked.
 
 "No"
 
 "Well, I called yesterday asking if me and Jericho
 can come early tomorrow,
 and you said, yes! So anyways where is Mari?" Chris
 asked looking around the
 house.
 
 "Oh you called...oh yeah I forgot! Mari...oh
 no...she's gonna kill me!!!"
 Hunter said.
 
 "Why?" Y2J asked
 
 "I forgot to tell her about you guys coming here,
 and besides she's still
 sleeping."
 
 Chris who is now laughing hard responded to
 Hunter¦. "Oh man she IS gonna
 kill you, when she finds out."
 
 Hunter who now went to Mari bedroom open the door
 and went in. He saw her
 sleeping peacefully in her bed and almost regretted
 waking her up. But the
 keyword here is almost. But then again if he woke
 her up he could call
 himself dead then. Hunter walks toward the bed and
 gently nuges Mari in the
 arm saying, "Mari, come one wake up."
 
 "Ah, give me five more minutes..."
 
 "Nah, Mari, we have guest anyway...¦"
 
 No response, so Hunter left the room and got a horn
 and got close to Mari's
 ear, and blew in the horn.
 
 "HORN!!!!"
 
 Mari shot right up in her bed hold her hands on her
 ear as if her life
 depended on it.
 
 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR??" Mari yelled
 when she finally saw
 Hunter in her room.
 
 "Jeez don't yell"
 
 " Oh, and why wouldn't I?  I was sleeping
 peacefully in my bed, then you come
 here and blow a horn in my ear!"
 
 " Well, for starters we have guests." Hunter said
 quietly.
 
 "What, I think I didn't hear you very well, I
 thought you said we have
 guest.  LOL! Funny right..."
 
 "I did say that!"
 
 "What?! Guests? Who? At this time?! Why?"
 
 "I said we have guests, yes guests as in Chris, and
 Jericho, yes at this time.
 Why I don't know!"
 
 Then theirs a knock at Mari's bedroom door, and
 Hunter goes and opens the
 door, and at the same time he open the door, Jericho
 shot in and pranced on
 Mari, who was still on the bed.
 
 "What the hell?"
 
 "Hi Mari!" said Jericho, and gives her a quick kiss
 on the lips.
 
 "Hi Chris...Um....can you please get off me?  .I
 can't move..¦"
 
 " Realllllyyyy...I like it like this."
 
 "Sure you do...Chris...Hunter...Help!!!" Yelled
 Mari.
 
 Chris who finally came in the room, grabbed Y2J by the
 arm and pulled him off of
 Mari.
 
 " Sorry about that Mar, Chris here likes to play a
 lot!" said Chris.
 
 "Really I never knew that, I thought he wanted to
 be a cat or something!"
 "OK! I'm gonna ask you something" said Mari as
 she was getting up from bed
 and was now putting on a robe.
 
 "Sure shoot!"
 
 "Why are you in my house..." Pauses and looks at
 her clock... "at 8:45 in the
 morning???"
 
 "Oh, Hunter didn't tell you?" pointing at HHH.
 
 "No he didn't.
 
 "Oh, we called yesterday and Hunter picked up, seems
 you step out to go to the
 supermarket or something...¦anyway that's not the
 point...and we asked him if
 its OK, if we can come over early. And he said
 it was OK! And he was
 going to tell you when you came back. And I see he
 didn't!"
 
 "Nope didn't tell me anything did you
 Hunter??!!"
 
 At this point Hunter jetted out of the room with
 Jericho on his trail.
 
 "Look why don't you get dressed, and then we can
 continue our little
 talk, OK?" asked Chris.
 
 "OK!"
 
 ~ Ten minutes later ~
 
 "All right...I'm done!"
 
 "OK! Who wants to go to the Mall?" asked Chris
 
 "MALL??" said Mari, Hunter, and Jericho in union.
 
 "Yup" "Ahh...come on it will be fun" and pushes all
 three of them out the door.
 
 ~ Later at the mall~
 
 "OK! Said Mari. "No MORE sweets for you three."
 
 "Aww, why not?" asked Chris F. who is sharing a
 lollipop with Jericho.
 
 "Yeah why not?" asked Hunter who is now sucking
 on a jolly ranger,
 imagining its Jericho.
 
 "Cuz you three are acting weird!"
 
 "What you mean weird!" said Y2J worriedly.
 
 "Don't worry Chris, weird is normal for you!"
 
 "Oh! Thanks!" *then realizes what she meant*
 "HEY!"
 
 "Enough!" *Mari who now turned around and started
 walking toward the exit*
 "Lets go home now, I'm tired."
 
 But when she heard no response, she turned around,
 to see that the three of
 them vanished.
 
 ~ Some where else in the mall ~
 
 "Damn!" "I've lost those two in the crowd, darn, I
 wonder where those to went
 off to." said Chris.
 
 Walking around, looking lost, she ended up near a
 closet door in the mall.
 While she was passing it, she heard some weird
 noise, like moaning and
 grunts. So she decided to open the door and see
 what all the noise about.
 When she opened it, she found non other then...
 
 "HUNTER!  JERICHO!" " What are you two doing here?"
 she yelled.
 
 Jericho, surprised, answered, "What am I doing here,
 WHAT ARE you doing?"
 
 "I asked you first!"
 
 "OK!" "What do you think we're doing
 here?  Playing hide and go seek?!"
 
 "Funny!" "Now come out and..."
 
 "Hold it!" "Why don't you join us??" Said
 Hunter.
 
 "Huh??" replied Chris.
 
 Y2J who was getting tired of her still not getting
 it, and for interrupting
 them.
 
 "Ah forget it!" *and grabs her arm and pulls her in,
 and closes the door*
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