The three men sat in silence until Hunter finally admitted "I uhm...I've never been with two guys before."

Shawn shook his head.  "Me either.  And if I was going to start, it wouldn't be with HIM."  he glared at Jericho.

"I've never written a three-way before." muttered Chris F. downstairs.  Kasy and Mari stared at her in confusion and she shrugged.  "I don't know where that came from either!"

Back upstairs, the muses were a little frustrated.  None of them knew what to do.  Then, they noticed a faint sparking in one corner.  "What is it?"  whispered Hunter.

"It looks like it's turning into a guy...and a short one too!" Jericho said.

"Hey, you don't got room to talk!" yelled the sparkles, which soon faded to reveal X-Pac standing there.

"Sean?  How did you get here?"  Hunter asked, confused.

"Kasy brought me, remember?"  HBK answered.

"Not you, other Sean!" Hunter yelled in frustration.

"I don't know."  Sean said, sitting down on the bed next to Shawn.  "One minute, I was enjoying my vacation from being an active muse, the next thing I know I showed up here."

"They must've known we needed another character..." Jericho trailed off, not specifying who 'they' were.

"Might as well take advantage...have fun boys!" Shawn yelled, dragging Sean into the bathroom.

Hunter looked at Jericho and grinned.  "I've been waiting all day to get you alone..." he said.

"I love it when you talk like that." Jericho went up to Hunter and pulled the larger man's shirt off.  Hunter did the same for him and they both started kissing, deeper and deeper.

Meanwhile, Sean and Shawn were both already half-nude and groping each other as they leaned against the bathroom wall.  "They don't call you Sexy Boy for nothing..." Sean said quietly.

"Darn skippy they don't!" Shawn yelled.

Hunter poked his head in.  "Hey, keep it down, remember the girls..."

Shawn paled.  "Uhm...darn skippy they don't carry curling irons in that size!" he said loudly.      He continued to make out with Sean.

Hunter walked back to the bed.  Jericho lay there on his back, nekkid. (did I get the word right you guys?)   Hunter quickly pulled off his boxer shorts and lay down on top of Jericho, kissing him all down his torso.  Jericho wrapped his finger in Hunter's hair.

Hunter looked up.  "Hey Chris...you know I love you right?  And under ordinary circumstances, I'd want to make our lovemaking last as long as possible....you know that right?"  Jericho nodded obediently.  "Well....I've been horny and waiting for 17 pages now, so would you mind if we just got to it?"

Jericho laughed.  "Go for it."  Hunter looked through the dresser drawers and found some baby oil, but paused.  "Oh shit!"

"What?"  Jericho asked in alarm.

"Mari!  She'll kill us if we stain her bed.......lemme go get some towels."

He ran out the door to the closet, where Chris F. just happened to be looking for an extra box of Kleenex.  She promptly fainted, and Hunter seized the opportunity, grabbing the towels and running back to the bedroom.  Chris woke up as he was running.  "Wait!!!  Get your bare ass back here!!!!"  she screamed, but he didn't listen to her.

Slamming the door to the bedroom closed, Hunter lay down the towels on top of the bed and Jericho lay on top of them.  Hunter opened the bottle of baby oil and squeezed some out into his hand.....

***

"Oh!!!!!  Oh...Shawn....sooooo gooooood....."  Sean was bent over the sink in the bathroom as HBK slammed into him.  The scent of the Mr. Bubble they had been forced to use as lube wafted though the air.

Shawn too was lost in pleasure.  "Did you know.." he said, panting, "...if we were to become one person....like they say people in the romance novels do when they have sex....our name....would be Sewn?"

Sean glanced back at him.  "Shawn, you're thinking too hard again.  Shut up and keep fucking me."

***
Back in the bedroom, Hunter was carefully slipping into Jericho.  The smaller blonde giggled with delight when Hunter had gotten all the way in.  Hunter began a slow rhythm of pumping into Jericho.

"You mind going a bit faster?  Like you said, it's been 17 pages..."  Hunter happily obliged and the two blondes ended up climaxing at the same time.

As they lay together, basking in the afterglow, they could still hear moans coming from the bathroom.  "What the hell...they can't still be going...."  Hunter said, and so they got up to check on what was going on.

The sight they saw in the bathroom shocked them.  Sean and Shawn, both wearing nothing but smiles, were sitting on the floor, eating chocolate chip cookies.  "Where did you guys get those?"  Jericho asked.

"They were just sitting here...." Sean answered, his mouth smeared with chocolate.

"But why would there be cookies in the bathroom....."

Jericho turned to look at Hunter who blushed.  "I get hungry in the bathtub, ok???"  He shook himself out of his embarrassment.  "Anyways, why don't you guys bring the cookies out here onto the towels so we can all eat them?"

Sean and Shawn obliged and all four men sat on the bed and ate the cookies....until...

"What the HELL is going on here???"  Kasy yelled.

"There are four naked men sitting on my bed, and I'm not in it!"  wailed Mari.

"What are you doing here, Sean?" asked Chris F.

"I said already!  Kasy brought me...." HBK said.

Kasy, Mari, Chris F, Jericho, Hunter, and X-Pac all said in unison "Not YOU, OTHER Sean!!!!"

Mari continued the thought.  "So tell me, how did fixing your hair go to having a cookie orgy on my bed?"