Ron got out of his truck, glancing at the window of the car, which seemed to be filled with something very large and very pale.  He got closer, and the image became clear.  "BRADSHAW!  What or who the hell are you doing in there?"

The large pale thing froze for a moment, then there was a slight rustling and the door of the car opened.  A very sweaty, angry Bradshaw fell out, zipping up his jeans.  He got to his feet and glared at Ron.  "What the hell are you doing?  And how'd you know it was me?"

Ron rolled his eyes.  "I was trying to be friendly and say hi to my friend Kane, who this car is supposed to belong to."  He paused.  "Did you steal Kane's car?"

Bradshaw put his hands on his hips in indignation.  "Would I do something like that?"

"Yes!" Kane answered from inside the car.

Ron leaned down to look in the car.  "Kane, what's going...OH MY LORD!!!!"  He backed away from the car, his eyes squeezed shut.  "Kane!  Damn man, put on some damn pants!  I don’t want to see your crispy critter!"

"Hey!" Bradshaw protested.  "It's not crispy!"

"How would you know that?" Ron asked.  "Oh, I forgot, you two are comfortable enough with each other to have your naked ass hanging out his window!"

"It was INSIDE the.....how do you know it was MY ass?"

Ron grinned.  "Johnny-boy, I'd know that ass anywhere."

Bradshaw blushed.  "Still, that's beside the point..."

Kane managed to stumble out of the car.  "Look, it's not crispy, it's deep fried! Anyway, it's not any of your business."

Ron shrugged.  "I'm just trying to look after you cuz of your brother and all..."

Kane crossed his arms over his chest.  "Leave my brother out of this.  Besides, it's not like he would care, he's screwing Denny."

Ron gasped.  "No fucking way."

"Yeah fucking way," Kane nodded.  "They have been since he came back.  So there."

Ron just laughed.  "It doesn't matter, you and Shaw here are just not right together.  In fac, it's downright funny to think of you two together.  I should tell Jeff."  He went over to the door of the bathroom that Jeff was in and gave a forceful knock, "Yo Jeff, you'll never guess what I just found Bradshaw and Kane doin'...."

"Ahh!" Jeff interrupted, panic in his voice.  "I don’t wanna know.  I just don’t wanna know.  I'm standing here trying to piss, holding my dick, do you think I care....HEY!"

Jeff's tirade was cut off by Ron coming in and pulling him out of the bathroom.  "You gotta see this..." the older man said.

Jeff struggled to get his feet under him.  "Look, I'm trying to take a piss here!  I'm getting it all over the sidewalk!"

Ron thought for a moment, saw the gas station attendant coming towards them, and decided it might be a good idea to get Jeff in the truck and speed away.  Which he did. That left Kane and Bradshaw standing in the deserted gas station, staring at each other.