"Shaney-pie?"

"Yes Hunter?"

"How you call your loverboy?"

"C'mere loverboy!"

"And if he doesn't answer?"

"Oh loverboy...."

"And if he STILL doesn't answer?"

"I simply say....."

Whatever it was Shane simply says was cut off by a very upset Vince McMahon stooping the CD player. "What the HELL are you two doing?"

Shane looked up through long lashes, innocently saying "We were singing."

"Yeah!!!" the much bolder Hunter added. "We were having fun and you stopped us!"

Vince looked at his son and son-in-law through skeptical eyes. "You are aware that song was meant for a male and a female vocalist?"

Shane blushed. "Well, you know what the Rock said about me...and none of the women would sing with us, so we had to sing with each other!"

"YOU'RE MEN GODDAMIT!!!! And you're both MARRIED!!!!!"

Shane stood up, indignant. "You can't prove it! I'm a swinging bachelor...me and my Posse...BOOYAH!!!!!!!"

Rodney, Pete, and Joey poked their heads in. "Shane-o? That was like...last year...we're hardcore now ya see...we aren't exactly your posse anymore." They left to go chase down Crash Holly.

Shane watched them leave. "Uhm....anyways, you used my wife for Steve Blackman's whack-job girlfriend on Smackdown! So why can't I sing with my brother-in law?"

"Did you ever consider Stephanie will kill you?"

"Nuh-uh!" Hunter jumped in front of Shane. "I'll protect you little bro!"

"Uhm...Hunter?"

"Yeah?"

"I'm almost a year older than you."

"Oh...well then I'll protect you big bro! The bad-perm queen will END her reign of terror!"

Vince shook his head in disgust. "I'm getting out of here. You two are hopeless." He walked away muttering "Bad perm queen...I think them two are a couple of queens."

Shane walked over to the CD player. "Shall we try this again?" He hit play...and nothing happened. He hit it again. Still nothing. He opened the player. "Someone took our CD!!!!"

Hunter and Shane ran down the hall until they walked in on...

"OH MY LORD!!!!!!" Hunter slammed the door. "I'M BLIND I'M BLIND SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Benoit (pronounced Ben-oyt) poked his head out. "Hey, the CD said 'Dirty Dancing', Perry and I just thought..."

"I'M DEAF I'M DEAF OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STOP IT!!!!!!!!" Shane too was now thrashing around in disgust.

Benoit (remember, that's Ben-oyt) was going to help him, when Perry Saturn’s arm tried to reach for him. However, it was a bit too short and Benoit (don't forget, Ben-oyt) had to back up so he could at least get the illusion of being dragged back into the room.

Eventually, Shane and Hunter thrashed into each other and knocked themselves out. When they came to (hehehehehe.....I said 'came'), Shane found the CD resting on top of him. "GET IT OFF!" he yelled, and went to go rinse it with disinfectant.

"Uhm..." Hunter looked over his shoulder. "I think you wrecked the CD."

"OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!!!!" (sorry, BNL joke). Shane dropped the CD and slumped to the floor. "Hunter...I wanted to keep singing with you...."

Hunter poked Shane with his boot (which had his jeans tucked into it in proper 80's style) to make him stand up. "We can still sing..." Abruptly, he dipped Shane. "Now I....had the time of my life..."

"Hunter....." Shane croaked. "My back...I don't bend that way..."

"Ooops...Sorry bout that." Hunter said. He helped Shane up.

"As I was saying...." Shane twirled himself. "I...had the time of my life....and I owe it all to you..."
 
 

"Now your daddy don't mind...and your mommy don't mind...if we have another dance...just one more time..."

"Oh won't you stay...just a little bit longer...please let me hear...you say you will.."

Shane busted out laughing. "Hunter...I woulda done the falsetto if you woulda told me you were that bad!"

Hunter started to respond, then stopped. "OH NO!!!! This story has kept being goofy, but we're talking really normally. Shane, don't you know what that means?"

Shane frowned. "Chrissy's sugar buzz is wearing off?"

"Well it could be that too...but no, more important...WE'RE GONNA GET SLASHED!!!"

Shane curled up in a ball...then realized he was too exposed and dove under the table..."No...since her Net broke we've been so safe...."

"There's only one thing we can do Shane."

"Hunter, I swear if you say give into temptation, I will get to the muse of every writer on the planet and start whispering your name and...and...RIKISHI's together."

Hunter paled. "I was gonna say stop her CD! I swear to God!!! Please Shane..I'll..I'll" he dropped his head. "I'll go to karoke night with you."

Shane's eyes lit up. "Really?"

"Really."

"Can we sing 'Lean On Me'?"

"Sure. Whatever you want."

"What about 'I Got You Babe'?"

"NO!!!!!!!!"

"Just think of the ways they could use the ass-in-the-face move..."

"Ok. ok, ok." Hunter sighed. "We can sing 'I Got You Babe."

"Yeah! Greenwich Heat bay-be!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"