1.Can of rope
2.A fish {DM's choice}
3.A 2 Pac CD
4.Nike basketball shoes******
5.The Chaos Blade
6.A 10ft tall mouse trap
7.A prep with 1d10 friends
8.A Make up case*******
9.The Knights Who Say:"NIE!"
10.a silly black and white movie
11.a cannon weighing 10,000lbs. (has 3 shots)
12.a magic scroll
13.a cursed peanut butter sandwich
14.Bob Villa (this old house)
15. 3 pennies and a ball of lint
16.buter scotch
17.a rubber mallet
18.Endless Arsenal (not in proper working order)
19.the head of Ann Boline
20. Wild Mage Stone
21.ring of alignment change (one use)
22.a drivers license (with the PC's picture on it)
23. Pendent of Coolio hair
24.a Gloc-9
25.a Confederate flag
26. a Whopper of Called Shot
27.a photograph of Bob Dole with a VERY personal message to the PC on it
28.a Hobart (a brand of appliances commonly used by Bonanza)
29.a refrigerator
30.a Harrier jet (not in proper working order)
31. a suspension bridge
32.a pendent of race change (one use)
33.licorice
34.an exploding snow globe--5d20 dmg
35. Mystic Pizza (tells the future)
36.A Cray super computer
37.a mad Chip n' Dale dancer
38.Sticks and Stones
39.The Simpsons
40.IRISH CRACK!!!!!!
41.IRISH CRACK!!!!
42.IRISH CRACK!!!!!
43.IRISH CRACK!!!!!
44.IRISH CRACK!!!!!
45.IRISH CRACK!!!!!
46.IRISH CRACK!!!!!
47.IRISH CRACK!!!!!
48.IRISH CRACK!!!!!
49.IRISH CRACK!!!!!
50.IRISH CRACK!!!!!!!!
51.Mr.Reule
52.Atomic Salsa
53.John Lennon
54.Mary Jane (the actual person)
55.a Jew
56. an antisemite
57.Tim the Sorcerer
58.a crowd booing
59. a crowd cheering
60.a pound of false teeth
61.1d10 percious gems
62.a Petrified Earthworm
63.poisioned lipstick[grade E poision]
64.Box of Whizzo Chocolates
65.spackel
66.a +2(armor) pocket protector. you have to have pockets for it to work.
67.3 over due library books
68.a cursed overhead projector
69.1 vial of goat urine
70.The Holy Hand Grenade
71.a bag of soup
72.a hole
73.Prismatic Sphere
74.a note from the school office
75.a subway token
76.a light saber
77.a jar of acid
78.a pogo stick
79.Roller Skates (missing the skate key)
80.Hat of Drunkednes
81.The number 81
82.a football scholorship
83. a blarney stone
84.2 extra non-weapon profciencies
85.sun glasses of Blindness
86.a ring of "kiss my Bung Hole that hasn't been wiped properly"
87.name tag of identity change
88.The Queen of England of Called Shot
89.a S&M bar
90.The Camera of Soul Stealing
91.bacon
92.The PC's favorite band
93.Developing fluid
94.an idiot savant
95.the overwheling urge to stick your finger in a light socket
96.tongue of confusion
97.Gem of True Seeing
98.The PC's character pulls out the PC from the afro (EX:my elf pulls out me [matt]from his wig)
99.a big assortment of fire works
100. a crack pipe
*****8.the first time it's used the PC's chr drops 3 ...the second time 1 ...the third time it's raised by 2 . (he/she had to get the hang of it)
****18.PC keeps pulling out bigger and more impressive Automatic weapons.
****23. makes wearer's hair look like coolios.
***(26.& 88.)these items can be thrown at any part on the body with out having negatives for being a called shot.
****38. the next time someone says something bad to the PC, he/she/it will act like it has it's bones broken for 1d4 rounds and the negative thing doesn't hurt the PC's feelings. one use.
****62. this object casts charm on humaniod creatures and they must have it. they'll pay very dearly for it and depending on who it is....may take illegal methods to get it.
****69. In my world Goat Piss is powerful and rare. it acts like a girded wish but it also has the power to raise ability scores by 1. and the wish is generally not twisted around to screw over the PC.
****80. makes the wearer act drunk.
****85. Rasies chr by 3.NPC's think your blind and take pity on you unless they are immune to 3rd level illusion spells or make a save vs magic (with a -4 penelty to any good alignment).
****86. makes the wearer kiss the giver of the rings' bung hole.this ring is very beautiful and encrusted in jewels. it is often used in weddings until the bride and groom find out it's embarrasing secret.
****87. You write the persons name you want to impersonate on the tag (first names are acceptable) and then everyone who isn't immune to 5th level illusion spells believes that you are that person.
****90. this camera acts like the 9th level wiz spell.one use.
****93. if you develop a picture taken by the Camera of Soul Stealing the person gets his soul back.
****96. PC makes no sense for 2d8 rounds.