Oh the nerve of it all!!! Could you believe the Government wants to ban this site?? What could 3 innocent loveable, adorable girls possibly get up to? Oh the shame, here's a transcript of the threatening letter we received from the joint united government (USA, no one really comes close to the stuff they get up to)
To the Co-Rulers of the University of World Domination,
Upon discovering your site through our top secret connections at the Pentagon, we have felt that your web site The Ultimate X-File Experience is politically incorrect. We have since discovered that this web site is more than just a simple test of the fans of the highly acclaimed TV drama the X-Files. We here at the US Pentagon have brought in IWEU (Interesting Web site Eradicators Unit) to carefully scrutinise your beloved Web site. Since hours of hard work and priceless tax payers money down the drain, we have deduced that you are a secret band of Sugar Induced Females bent on Dominating the world. Your organisation, The University of World Domination has since been ordered by the President (Mr Bill Clinton) to be disbanded and all Squirrels must be set free. If you fail to comply to our demands we will be forced to send in Highly Skilled troops trained by Maths and Physics teachers to stop your cult from ever surfacing and lure away the unsuspecting people of this world. This is our first and foremost warning. Should you choose to continue your quest of World Domination and Experiments involving the 'DILL GENE ' we will show no lenience. We are not fazed by your army of killer squirrels or threats of unleashing the 'DILL GENE' to contaminate the Whitehouse. We will go so far as to step on your headquarters with a giant nuclear boot, Hush Puppy brand of course, and tell the public that it was merely weather balloon experiments and your bodies will be nothing but test dummies. Have a nice day.
yours truly the US Government Officials of the IWEU.
Just Disgraceful isn't it? How dare they stop us from using free speech to brain wash people into joining our cult. We will never do such a thing. So if you would like to support us in our Quest for World Domination, keep visiting and send us gummies and chocolate so we may continue to be sick, warped and twisted for your amusement.