It all started quite innocently when Bec and I were looking at gourmet sandwiches for out best friend Elizabeths surprise party one hot December day. We came across a delightful combination called rollmop and egg. Now any normal people would have just looked, been momentarily interested in the mysterious rollmop and moved right along. But naturally we couldn't leave it at that. How could we live the rest of our lives without knowing what rollmop was?? The very idea is incomprehensible!!!
I decided to find out about the mysterious foodstuff that is rollmop. After a search on the internet all I could discover was that rollmop was served at the old mill hotel! The poor unloved rollmop!! I had to eventually admit defeat, the true nature of rollmop was still illusive.
So we sat down to watch trashy daytime TV when Bec suddenly had a brain wave!! After consulting a source which shall remain unnamed she jumped up, did a small victory lap around my living room and announced what rollmop was!! It was a momentous occasion.
So we asked around, and to our despair we discovered the low profile that the innocent rollmop keeps. Nobody knew! We were understandably distressed at the ignorance of the population and decided to reward those who would spare a few minutes to discover the true nature of the rollmop. What follows is a list of those people who know, and have earned our everlasting respect. They can sleep at night, safe in the knowledge that if they are ever asked what a rollmop is, they can answer.
If you to wish to have your name in the Rollmop Hall of Fame and experience the same prestige and international respect as these wonderful people above, all we ask is that you email us with the exact nature of the humble rollmop. But please remember, the secret of the rollmop must remain with you till you die. Under no circumstances are you able to reveal it, not even under the threat of exile to Outer Mongolia without gummies or chocolate. Some of you sad, dull people may think we bring you this service for our own personal amusement, but you would be sadly mistaken. We are here for the good of every poor unloved rollmop, and those who break our code of ethics by announcing to the world what rollmop is shall be *severely* punished. And we really mean that. Let people find it out for themselves. So find out what a rollmop is, then you will also have your name up in lights in the Rollmop Hall of Fame.