Recently I was told that my biggest secret is not really a secret. That is, everyone apparently knows, and has known for quite a while. Dang. That's kind of frightening.

Actually, it's really scary. Mmm. Be wonderfully aware that everyone knows exactly what you're thinking all the time. Especially when you think that no one is noticing.

Bumble bumble bumble. Makes me feel like a bit of an idiot, really. How could I not notice that everyone else was noticing?

And exactly how could everyone be aware of this and never say anything? Never make an obvious and inappropriate joke? Or make an accidental remark? I guess I give my friends too little credit.

For all you guys who realized what was going on and never said anything... I appreciate the discretion. Part of me wishes that someone would have said something. You know, something like, "Amy, you're making a fool of yourself." Eh. I just have to wonder what everyone was thinking.

Oh, and if anyone wants to know what our Halloween weekend plans are... I think that I have decided that we are going to preform a virgin sacrifice up on the bluff. :) That should be fun. Right?

Mmm... donut...

"These are orgasmic." - Dan P.