3rd Rock From The Sun (1996) S1

Season One
Starring:	John Lithgow ............................................ Dick Solomon
	Kristen Johnston ....................................... Sally Solomon
	Joseph Gordon-Levitt ................................... Tommy Solomon
	French Stewart ......................................... Harry Solomon
	Jane Curtin ........................................ Dr. Mary Albright
Uncredited:	James Earl Jones ............................................ Narrator
Created By:	Bonnie Turner & Terry Turner

Ep: 1
Brains and Eggs

Also Starring: Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek), Simbi Khali (Nina)
Guest Starring: Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Chris Hogan (Pitman), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn), Jennifer Rhodes (Mrs Sumner)
Co-Starring: Marne Patterson (Volleyball Girl)
Featuring: Susan Leslie (Kissing Woman), Dan Gilvezen (Radio DJ)
Written By: Bonnie Turner & Terry Turner
Directed By: James Burrows
Opening Joke: None

Ep: 2
Post Nasal Dick

Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina)
Guest Starring: Marla Sokoloff (Dina)
Also Starring: Rachel Davies (Flora), Wayne Thomas Yorke (Best Man), Pat Lach (Mother)
Featuring: Marijane Cole (Sshh Lady)
Special Appearance By: Martha Stewart (Herself)
Written By: Michael Glouberman & Andrew Orenstein
Directed By: Robert Berlinger
Opening Joke: The earth is a primitive place, notable for its pollution, squandered resources, and violent upheavals. But man, you should taste the doughnuts!

Ep: 3
Dick's First Birthday

Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina)
Guest Starring: Lauren Graham (Laurie), Michael Milhoan (Coach), Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Chris Hogan (Pitman), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn)
Also Starring: Dee Freeman (Waitress), Benjamin King (Man In Bar), Robert Lynch (Doug)
Written By: Andy Cowan
Directed By: Robert Berlinger
Opening Joke: The earth revolves around the sun. But ask most humans, they'll say it revolves around them.

Ep: 4
Dick is From Mars, Sally is From Venus

Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina)
Guest Starring: Michael Milhoan (Coach), Whitney Rydbeck (Mr. Kersey)
Also Starring: Elayn Taylor (Teacher #1), Artie Anderson (Brad), Merrick Deamon (Guy)
Written By: Bill Martin & Mike Schiff
Directed By: Robert Berlinger
Opening Joke: The people of earth sometimes divide against each other based on national origin or skin color. Of course, no one else in the galaxy can tell them apart.

Ep: 5
Dick, Smoker

Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina), Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
Guest Starring: Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Chris Hogan (Pitman), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn)
Also Starring: Jane Lynch (Mrs Koppel), David Dunard (Mechanic), Eddie Allen (Dr Bunkson), Dee Freeman (Waitress), Laurel Ann Green (Moviegoer), Jonathan Everett Lewis (Jack), Katheryn Joosten (Cafeteria Lady), John Platt (Patient)
Written By: Bill Martin & Mike Schiff
Directed By: Robert Berlinger
Opening Joke: The earth is actually two-thirds water... about the equivalent of scotch at a cheap wedding.

Ep: 6
Green-Eyed Dick

Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina), Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
Guest Starring: Ed Begley Jr. (Jeff)
Also Starring: Kathryn Lanasa (Kate), Richard Gilbert-Hill (Jeff's Brother), Katie Layman (Muriel), Nancy LeSuk (Female Necker), Darlene Kardon (Old Woman), Mark Bedard (Naked Guy), Lindsey Haun (Lisa), Eric Saiet (Pleasant Man), Steve Yiall (Male Necker)
Featuring: Steve Yiall (Male Necker)
Written By: Joe Fisch
Directed By: Robert Berlinger
Opening Joke: They say earth started with just two humans. Now there are five billion of them. Someone needs to turn a hose on them.

Ep: 7
Lonely Dick

Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina)
Guest Starring: Shay Astar (August), Carole Davis (Aviana)
Also Starring: Maria Cina (Onya), Karen Constantine (Woman)
Special Guest Star: Phil Hartman (Phillip)
Written By: Christine Zander
Directed By: Robert Berlinger
Opening Joke: The earth is populated by millions of beautiful women. And those who aren't beautiful have great personalities.

Ep: 8
Body, Soul and Dick

Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina), Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
Guest Starring: Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Chris Hogan (Pitman), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn), Shay Astar (August)
Also Starring: William Bogert (Dean Sumner), Jennifer Rhodes (Mrs Sumner), Anna Slotky (Cheryl), Bruce Morrow (Father Rice), Harry Murphy (Professor), Steven Barnett (Cableman)
Special Guest Star: John Mahoney (Dr. Hamlin)
Written By: Bonnie Turner & Terry Turner
Directed By: Robert Berlinger
Opening Joke: The earth is covered with a deep, hard crust... although it does have a wonderful chewy center.

Ep: 9
Ab-Dick-ted

Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina)
Guest Starring: Shay Astar (August)
Special Guest Star: Bronson Pinchot (Roy)
Written By: Bob Kushell & Christine Zander
Directed By: Robert Berlinger
Opening Joke: Earth is a place where backing down causes ego problems, and backing up causes severe tire damage.

Ep: 10
Truth or Dick

Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina), Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
Guest Starring: Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Chris Hogan (Pitman), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn), Richard Roat (Dr Byron), Andrew Hill Newman (DMV Agent)
Also Starring: Mailon Rivera (Campus Cop), Dee Freeman (DMV Clerk), Kristin Morley (Waitress)
Written By: Bonnie Turner & Terry Turner
Directed By: Robert Berlinger
Opening Joke: None

Ep: 11
The Art of Dick

Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina)
Guest Starring: Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Chris Hogan (Pitman), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn), Charlotte Booker (Grace), Kimberly Scott (Emily)
Also Starring: Lorna Scott (Mrs. Walters)
Featuring: Peggy Billo (Mrs. Hartzinger), Heather McPhaul (Mrs. Duvall), Jane Gordon (Mrs. Greenstein)
Written By: Bob Kushell
Directed By: Robert Berlinger
Opening Joke: None

Ep: 12
Frozen Dick

Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina)
Guest Starring: Rex Linn (Chuck), Ian Lithgow (Leon), Robert Knott (Ellis)
Also Starring: Teresa Tudury (Connie), Pat Thomas (Customer #1), Carolyn Pemberton (Customer #2), Skye McKenzie (Last Customer)
Featuring: Tami Tappan (Barbara), Gigi Bermingham & Martin Hilton & Karl Hamann & Linda Dangcil (The Singing Truckers)
Special Guest Star: John Raitt (Trucker Gil)
Written By: Linwood Boomer
Directed By: Robert Berlinger
Opening Joke: None

Ep: 13
Angry Dick

Starring: Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
Guest Starring: Mike Starr (Frank Muller), Lois Foraker (Patty Muller), Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Chris Hogan (Pitman), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn)
Written By: Linwood Boomer
Directed By: Robert Berlinger
Opening Joke: None

Ep: 14
The Dicks, They Are A-Changing

Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina), Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
Written By: Michael Glouberman & Andrew Orenstein
Directed By: Robert Berlinger
Opening Joke: None

Ep: 15
I Enjoy Being a Dick

Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina), Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
Guest Starring: Shay Astar (August)
Also Starring: Ileen Getz (Judith), Jane Galloway (Dr. Blumfeld), Teresa Tudury (Woman #2), Scooter Stephan (Man), Bart McCarthy (Grouch)
Written By: Christine Zander
Directed By: Robert Berlinger
Opening Joke: None

Ep: 16
Dick Like Me

Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina), Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
Guest Starring: Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Chris Hogan (Pitman), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn), John D'Aquino (Mr. Randell)
Written By: Joe Fisch
Directed By: Robert Berlinger
Opening Joke: None

Ep: 17
Assault With a Deadly Dick

Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina), Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
Guest Starring: Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Chris Hogan (Pitman), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn), Shay Astar (August), Michael Milhoan (Coach)
Also Starring: Roy Proscia (Mugger), Lance E. Nichols (Security Salesman)
Featuring: Robert Arce (Nutty Guy)
Special Guest Appearance By: Wayne Knight (Don)
Written By: Michael Glouberman & Andrew Orenstein
Directed By: Robert Berlinger
Opening Joke: None

Ep: 18
Father Knows Dick

Starring: Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
Guest Starring: Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn), John D'Aquino (Mr. Randell), Lisa Kaminir (Margueritte), Kenneth Magee (Policeman Joe)
Also Starring: J. Jay Cohen (Frank), Adam Consolo (Classmate), Jesse Jacobs (Waiter), Craig Tolliver (Bartender)
Special Guest Star: Naomi Judd (Frances)
Written By: Bob Kushell
Directed By: Robert Berlinger
Opening Joke: None

Ep: 19
Selfish Dick

Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina), Elmarie Wendel (Mrs. Dubcek)
Guest Starring: Ileen Getz (Judith), Richard McGonagle (Head Doctor), Bruce Morrow (Father Rice)
Also Starring: Tom Jourden (Doctor), Tom Simmons (Peter), Steven M. Porter (Roger), Elliott Woods (Doctor Ladypart), Jan Claire (Nurse Wounds), Lily Knight (Nurse Turner)
Special Guest Star: Harry Morgan (Professor Suter)
Written By: David Sacks
Directed By: Robert Berlinger
Opening Joke: None

Ep: 20
See Dick Run (Part 1)

Starring: Simbi Khali (Nina)
Guest Starring: Ian Lithgow (Leon), David DeLuise (Bug), Danielle Nicolet (Caryn), Shay Astar (August), John D'Aquino (Mr. Randell)
Featuring: Yoshihisa Kuwayama (Chef), Jocelyn Harris (Restaurant Patron)
Written By: Bill Martin & Mike Schiff
Directed By: James Burrows
Opening Joke: None

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