Kevin Sorbo ........................................ Hercules / Robert
Michael Hurst .................... Iolaus / King Orestes / Jean-Pierre
Created By:
Christian Williams
Ep: 38
Mercenary
Guest Starring: Jeremy Roberts (Derk)
Co-Starring: Neill Duncan (Sordis), Philip Jones (Trayus), Sarah Smuts-Kennedy (Kara), Owain Pennington (Older Boy), Charlotte Pennington (Sister), Paul Willis (Marcus the Magistrate)
Written By: Robert Bielak
Directed By: Michael Hurst
Disclaimer: No Flesh-Eating Sandrays were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Co-Starring: Frank Stevens (King Nikolas), Stephen Walker (Perdix), Paul Norell (Falafel), Ryan Lowell (Icarus), Michael Easther (Village Elder), Robert Boniface (Straggler), John Palmer (Soldier), Mark Palmer (Gate Guard)
Written By: Brian Herskowitz
Directed By: Michael Lange
Disclaimer: No Silly Nutty was harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, quite a few filberts and cashews sacrificed their lives in the name of progress.
Ep: 40
Love Takes a Holiday
Guest Starring: Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite), Julian Garner (Hephaestus), Sarah Smuts-Kennedy (Leandra), Mervyn Smith (Iagos)
Co-Starring: Bill Urale (Henchman #1), Gilbert Goldie (Village Elder), Adam Jackson (Male Villager), Damien Wood (Male Servant), Fiona Mogridge (Evanthea), John Manning (Merchant), Stefan Broadley (Musician), Darren Ludlam (Mykonos)
Written By: Gene O'Neill & Noreen Tobin
Directed By: Charlie Haskell
Disclaimer: No Metal Panthers were tarnished during the production of this motion picture. When polishing your metal animals, remember to use salt and lemon.
Ep: 41
Mummy Dearest
Guest Starring: Robert Trebor (Salmoneus), Galyn Gorg (Princess Anuket), John Watson (Sokar)
Co-Starring: Mark Newnham (Mummy), Alan De Malmanche (Phineus), Henry Vaeoso (Keb), David Stott (Thief #1), Derek Ward (Thief #2), Jim Rawdon (Porter), Patrick Kuhtze (Delivery Man), Gregor McLennan (Guard #1), Graham Lauder (Cecrops Ghost)
Written By: Melissa Rosenberg
Directed By: Anson Williams
Disclaimer: Any similiarity between our Mummy and the foot dragging classic we all know and love is purely intentional.
Co-Starring: Erik Thomson (Hades), Andrea Croton (Persephone), Bruce Allpress (Skouros), Gordon Hatfield (Freedom Fighter), Lawrence Wharerau (Vytos), Geoff Clendon (Witness), John Leonard (Fire Fighter)
Written By: John Schulian
Directed By: T.J. Scott
Disclaimer: No Bootie-kicking, Chop-sakiing She-Monsters from Tartarus were harmed during the production of this motion picture. If you can't stand the heat, stay out of the temple!
Co-Starring: Tony Wood (Bluth), Rebecca Clark (Head Archer), Grant Boucher (Henchman), Alister Babbage (Farmer), Bernard Moody (Messenger), Ross Campbell (Lout), Vanesa Valentine (Wench), Wayne Peters (Rude Pilgrim), June Bishop (Elderly Woman)
Written By: John Schulian
Directed By: John T. Kretchmer
Disclaimer: Out of respect for baby Obie, no calamari was served to the cast and crew during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 44
The Green-Eyed Monster
Guest Starring: Karl Urban (Cupid), Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite), Susan Ward (Psyche), Martin Baynton (Holidus)
Co-Starring: Mike Howell (Pelops), Simon Gomez (Saltar), Patrick Brenton (Satyr #1), Maria Fiossetti ( ), Beryl Te Wiata (Old Psyche)
Written By: Steven Baum
Directed By: Chuck Braverman
Disclaimer: No Goats were harmed during the production of this Cheese.
Ep: 45
Prince Hercules
Guest Starring: Sam Jenkins (Kirin), Jane Thomas (Parnassa), Paul Gittins (Lonius)
Co-Starring: David Press (Garas), Tom Agee (Styros), Kate Harcourt (Lahti), Geoff Boatman ( ), Michael Bajko (Villager), Steve Wright (Scarred Man), Arch Goodfellow (Old Man), Barry Te Hira (Guard), Sean Marshall (Protos), Nicko Vella (Macreus), Vanessa Valentine (Mountain Maiden)
Teleplay By: Robert Bielak
Story By: Brad Carpenter
Directed By: Charles Siebert
Disclaimer: Iolaus was not harmed or permanently stained in the production of this motion picture. In fact, thanks to the miracle of sandblasting, his skin was restored to its original color and lustress sheen.
Ep: 46
A Star to Guide Them
Guest Starring: Brent Barrett (Uris), Jon Brazier (Trinculos)
Co-Starring: Edward Newborn (Polonius), Denise O'Connell (Queen Maliphone), Latham Gaines (Captain), Kirstie O'Sullivan (Loralei), Sam Williams (Comrade)
Teleplay By: John Schulian & Brian Herskowitz
Story By: John Schulian
Directed By: Michael Levine
Disclaimer: No Unnamed Baby of key Biblical and Mythological Importance was harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 47
The Lady and the Dragon
Guest Starring: Catherine Bell (Cynea), Rene Naufahu (Adamis)
Co-Starring: Geoff Dolan (Orenth), Grant Tilly (Toth), Charles Pierard (Lemnos), Phaedra Hurst (Leandra), Alexander Gandar (Gyger), Buzz Moller (Zachariah), Bruce Berfield (Bartender), Graham Smith (Marcius)
Written By: Eric Estrin & Michael Berlin
Directed By: Oley Sassone
Disclaimer: No Fire-breathing, Pre-pubescent, Slightly Sinister dragons were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 48
Long Live the King
Guest Starring: Lisa Ann Hadley (Queen Niobe), Roger Oakley (King Xenon), Derek Payne (Hector)
Co-Starring: Robert Polock (Minos), Will Kempe (Archias), Ross McKellar (Linus), Crawford Thomson (Arcarious), Ilona Rodgers (Euriana), Walter Brown (King Phaedron), Peter Ford (Boron), Ranald Hendriks (Cleitus), David Downs (Choleus)
Story By: Patricia Manney
Teleplay By: Sonny Gordon
Directed By: Timothy Bond
Disclaimer: No Stags were bagged during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 49
Surprise
Guest Starring: Hudson Leick (Callisto)
Co-Starring: Liddy Holloway (Alcmene), Jeffrey Thomas (Jason), Kevin Smith (Iphicles), Paul Norell (Falafel)
Written By: Alex Kurtzman
Directed By: Oley Sassone
Disclaimer: Hercules' Party Pants were not harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 50
Encounter (Part 1)
Guest Starring: Sam Jenkins (Serena), Kevin Smith (Ares)
Co-Starring: Steve Hall (Nestor), Joel Tobeck (Strife), David Mackie (Hemnor), Rodney Denning (Lieutenant), Graham Lauder (Trapper #1), Timothy James Adam (Soldier #1)
Written By: Jerry Patrick Brown
Directed By: Charlie Haskell
Disclaimer: The Golden Hind was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. To order a Hind of your own call 1-800-55-HIND.
Ep: 51
When a Man Loves a Woman (Part 2)
Guest Starring: Sam Jenkins (Serena), Ted Raimi (Joxer), Kevin Smith (Ares), Tawny Kitaen (Deianeira)
Co-Starring: Joel Tobeck (Strife), Simon Lewthwaite (Klonus), Paul McIver (Aeson), Rose McIver (Ilaya)
Written By: Gene O'Neill & Noreen Tobin
Directed By: Charlie Haskell
Disclaimer: Hercules' strength was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. In fact, Ares is storing it in a cryogenic freezer bag deep in the Olympian Meat Locker.
Ep: 52
Judgement Day (Part 3)
Guest Starring: Sam Jenkins (Serena), Kevin Smith (Ares)
Special Guest Stars: Renee O'Connor (Gabrielle), Lucy Lawless (Xena)
Co-Starring: Joel Tobeck (Strife), Peter Vere-Jones (Zeus), Bill Johnson (Veklos), Huntly Elliot (Elder), Elizabeth Pendergrast (Atropos)
Written By: Robert Bielak
Directed By: Gus Trikonis
Disclaimer: No Family Values were harmed during the production of this Blood Lite motion picture.
Ep: 53
The Lost City
Guest Starring: Robert Trebor (Salmoneus), Fiona Mogridge (Moria), Matthew Chamberlain (Kamarus)
Co-Starring: Marama Jackson (Aurora), Amber Sainsbury (Regina), Hannah Malloch (Lorel)
Story By: Robert Bielak & Liz Friedman
Teleplay By: Robert Bielak
Directed By: Charlie Haskell
Disclaimer: No Hippy-dippy, Substance-abusing, 60's Reject Love Children were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 54
Les Contemptibles
Guest Starring: Robert Trebor (Francois), Danielle Cormack (Lady Marie de Valle)
Co-Starring: Patrick Wilson (Captain Gerard), Phil Sorrell (Criminal), Mark Perrett (Executioner), Robert Lee (Sergeant), Paul Norell (Croissant)
Written By: Brian Herskowitz
Directed By: Charlie Haskell
Disclaimer: The French accents depicted in this motion picture are entirely ficticious. Any simularity to actual accents, living or dead, is purely coincidental. Vive La Revolution!
Ep: 55
Reign of Terror
Guest Starring: Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite), Rainer Grant (Melanippe), Robert Trebor (Salmoneus)
Co-Starring: Grant Bridger (King Augeus), Bruce Phillips (Palamedes), Laurie Dee (Machus), Brett Stewart (Stichius), Alex Moffat (Silicles), Les Durant (Soldier #1), Albert Belz (Minteus)
Written By: John Kirk
Directed By: Rodney Charters
Disclaimer: The Sheeps' political and cultural independence was restored after the production of this motion picture. Run Free Ewe Wilde Beasts!
Ep: 56
The End of the Beginning
Guest Starring: Kara Zediker (Serena), Kevin Smith (Ares), Joel Tobeck (Strife)
Special Guest Star: Bruce Campbell (Autolycus)
Co-Starring: Paul Norell (Falafel), David Mackie (Hemnor), Ian Watkin (King Quallus), Grant McFarland (Shellus), Mike Howell (Head Guard), Marek Sumich (Head Rowdy), Heidi Jeory (Mother), Ruth Morrison (Serena's Child), Peter Feeney (The Other Autolycus)
Written By: Paul Robert Coyle
Directed By: James Whitmore, Jr.
Disclaimer: Neither the Time Space Continuum nor any previous storylines were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 57
War Bride
Guest Starring: Lisa Chappell (Princess Melissa), Josephine Davison (Princess Alexa)
Co-Starring: Ross McKellar (Gordius), Mark Raffety (Acteon), Chic Littlewood (King Tolas), Marcel Kalma (Hargus), David Geary (Lieutenant), Lori Dungey (Woman), Phaedra Hurst (Slave Girl), Ric Chan (Monk)
Written By: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
Directed By: Kevin Sorbo
Disclaimer: No Leather-clad, Pointy-breasted, Boufont-wearing, Pillow-smothering, Two-faced Sisters were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Disclaimer: No Convicts were squished like a bug during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 59
Atlantis
Guest Starring: Claudia Black (Cassandra), James Beaumont (Panthius)
Co-Starring: William Davis (Skirner), Ross Harper (Demitrius), Norman Fairley (Aurelius), Jason Greenwood (Citizen), Edd Bennetto (Citizen #1), David Goodwin (Citizen #2), Geoffrey Knight (Slave Owner)
Written By: Alex Kurtzman & Roberto Orci
Directed By: Gus Trikonis
Disclaimer: WARNING: Crystal-waves were used during the production of this motion picture. Pregnant women should leave the room immediately.
