Disclaimer: Xena's sanity was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. The Furies, however, will be opening their own lap-dancing variety show off-off-off-Broadway soon.
Ep: 48
Been There, Done That
Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Joseph Murray (Neron), Deverik Williams (Tybelus), Rebekah Davies (Hermia)
Co-Starring: John McKee (Lord Menos), Norman Fairley (Lord Lycost), Marek Summich (Edos), Norman Forsey (Casca), Rodney Cooke (Man #1), Campbell Rousselle (Man #2), Neill Duncan (Perion), John Glass (Tius), Mary Woodward (Altara), John Smythe (Apothecary)
Written By: Hilary J. Bader
Directed By: Andrew Merrifield
Disclaimer: The rooster was not harmed during the production of this motion picture, although his feathers were severely ruffled. However, a little gel and mousse straightened out the mess.
Ep: 49
The Dirty Half Dozen
Guest Stars: Kevin Smith (Ares), Charles Mesure (Darnelle), Katrina Hobbs (Glaphyra), Jon Brazier (Walsim), Jonathan Roberts (Agathon)
Co-Starring: Stephen Ure (Monlik), Peter Ford (Villager #1), Roy Snow (Athenian Captain), Adam Schlooz (Guard #1), Amron McCormack (Warrior #1), Campbell Rousselle (Warrior #2)
Written By: Steven L. Sears
Directed By: Rick Jacobson
Disclaimer: No Convicts were reformed during the production of this motion picture. Can't we all just get along?
Ep: 50
The Deliverer
Guest Stars: Kevin Smith (Ares), Jennifer Ward-Lealand (Boadicea), Martin Csokas (Khrafstar)
Co-Starring: Meighan Desmond (Discord), Karl Urban (Caesar), Catherine Boniface (Meridian), Anhthony Ray Parker (Deliverer), Anton Bentley (Centurion), Patrick Kuhtze (Brit Guard), David Holton (Lieutenant), John Manning (Captain), Brad Homan (Jiela), Daniel Martin (Soldier), Andre Coppell (Squad Leader)
Written By: Steven L. Sears
Directed By: Oley Sassone
Disclaimer: Gabrielle was slightly well-done during the production of this motion picture. However, the producers would like to recommend a zesty barbeque sauce to bring out the full flavor of this episode.
Ep: 51
Gabrielle's Hope
Co-Starring: Peter Feeney (Caswallawn), Mark Clare (Eochaid), Robert Harte (Goewin), Michelle Huirama (Banshee #1), Nicola Brown (Banshee #2), Catherine Boniface (Meridian), David Mitchell (Tavernkeeper), Bert Keiller (Cadbury), Ronald Fryer (Old Man), Summer Proben (Hope - Toddler), Hannah & Alyssa Carr (Hope - 10 Months)
Written By: R. J. Stewart
Directed By: Charles Siebert & Andrew Merrifield
Disclaimer: Despite witnessing the bizarre and somewhat disturbing birth of Gabrielle's Hope, no farm animals were harmed or traumatized during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 52
The Debt
Guest Stars: Jacqueline Kim (Lao Ma), Marton Csokas (Borias), Grant McFarland (Ming Tzu), Daniel Sing (Ming T'ien)
Co-Starring: Daniel Lim (Ming T'ien - 12 Years), Tai Hadfield (Chuang), Blair Fraser (Messenger), Peter Mason (Shopkeeper), William Kwan (Soldier)
Story By: Robert Tapert & R. J. Stewart
Teleplay By: R. J. Stewart
Directed By: Oley Sassone
Disclaimer: No Frock Tarts were killed during the production of this motion picture although they wish they had been.
Ep: 53
The Debt II
Guest Stars: Jacqueline Kim (Lao Ma), Marton Csokas (Borias), Grant McFarland (Ming Tzu), Daniel Sing (Ming T'ien)
Co-Starring: Daniel Lim (Ming T'ien - 12 Years), Tai Hadfield (Chuang), Ric Chan (Jiu), Din Tran (Prison Guard)
Story By: Robert Tapert & R. J. Stewart
Teleplay By: R. J. Stewart
Directed By: Oley Sassone
Disclaimer: Xena and Gabrielle's relationship suffered another blow (although Gabrielle doesn't know it yet) during the production of this motion picture.
Co-Starring: Jonathon Hendry (Pontius), Larry Keating (Warlord), Christian Hodge (Prisoner), Benjamin Banse (Prison Guard), Russell Raethel (Guard #3), Nerida Nichols (Chambermaid), Jeremy Birchall (The Other Joxer / Jett)
Written By: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
Directed By: Bruce Campbell
Disclaimer: Due to the infliction of a severe wedgie, Joxer was slightly uncomfortable but not seriously harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Co-Starring: Matti J. Ruys (Dexon), Ted Clarke (Thoracles), Tom Hosking (Blacksmith), Rob Sinkinson (Bystander / Drunk), Megan Nicol (Hestian Virgin #1), Jan Hellriegel (Hestia), Fred Morton (Bordello Girl #1), Jodie Dorday (Bordello Girl #2), Rachale Davies (Bordello Girl #3), Polly Baigent & Bobbie McKay (Xena / Leah / Meg Body Doubles)
Written By: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
Directed By: Robert Ginty
Disclaimer: Despite another Xena look-alike, the gene pool (or rather gene puddle) was not harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 56
The Quill is Mightier...
Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite), Kevin Smith (Ares)
Co-Starring: Alison Wall (Minya), Stephen Hall (Thelonius), Ranald Hendriks (Munk), John McKee (Scaberus), Lawrence Makoare (Barbarian Leader), Chris Auchinvole (Man), Alvin Fitisemanu (Tavern Keeper), Ann Baxter (Woman / Village Woman / Old Woman), Jean Hyland (Priestess #1), Beryl Te Wiata (Priestess #2), Paul Norell (Peddler), Peter Mason (Billius), Andrew Glover (Man #2)
Written By: Hilary J. Bader
Directed By: Andrew Merrifield
Disclaimer: No naked Gabrielles were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 57
Maternal Instincts
Guest Stars: Amy Morrison (Hope), David Taylor (Solan), Danielle Cormack (Ephiny), Jeff Boyd (Kaleipus)
Special Guest Star: Hudson Leick (Callisto)
Co-Starring: Reece Rodewyk (Xenan), Chad Bennett (Sentry), Phil Adams (Centaur)
Written By: Chris Manheim
Directed By: Mark Beesley
Disclaimer: Xena and Gabrielle's relationship was harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 58
The Bitter Suite
Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Kevin Smith (Ares)
Special Guest Star: Hudson Leick (Callisto)
Co-Starring: David Taylor (Solan), Daniel Sing (Ming T'ien), Marton Csokas (Khrafstar), Karl Urban (Caesar), Danielle Cormack (Ephiny), Willa O'Neill (Lila)
Written By: Steven L. Sears & Chris Manheim
Directed By: Oley Sassone
Disclaimer: The musical genre was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. In fact, the Producers sincerely hope that you were A-MUSE-D by this episode.
Ep: 59
One Against an Army
Co-Starring: Douglas Kamo (Dorian), Nick Kemplen (Phiddipides)
Written By: Gene O'Neill & Noreen Tobin
Directed By: Paul Lynch
Disclaimer: Gabrielle's ankle was harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 60
Forgiven
Guest Star: Shiri Appleby (Tara)
Co-Starring: Brett Coutts (Micah), Mervyn Smith (Dorus), Wade Jackson (Wayan), David Goodwin (Lark)
Written By: R. J. Stewart
Directed By: Garth Maxwell
Disclaimer: No street-talking, cat-fighting, barroom-brawling juvenile delinquents were harmed during the production of this motion picture.
Co-Starring: Stig Eldred (Titus), Justin Curry (Leo), Bill Florian (Security Guard), Vikki Cottingham (Barmaid), Robert McMullen (Croupier / Dealer), Chris Sherwood (Guard #1)
Written By: Chris Manheim
Directed By: Janet Greek
Disclaimer: No Con Men were conned during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 62
When in Rome...
Guest Stars: Karl Urban (Julius Caesar), Matthew Chamberlain (Crassus), Jeremy Callaghan (Pompey)
Co-Starring: Tamati Rice (Vercinix), Grant Triplow (Brutus), Katrina Browne (Mendala), Graham Smith (Boat Captain), Gavin Rutherford (Centurion), Riqi Harawira (Guard)
Written By: Steven L. Sears
Directed By: John Laing
Disclaimer: Caesar's Palace was not harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, Crassus and the gladiators went down for the count.
Ep: 63
Forget Me Not
Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Kevin Smith (Ares)
Co-Starring: Jan Hellreigh (Mnemo Syne), Mark Webley (Guard), Lana Garland (Young Woman)
Written By: Hilary J. Bader
Directed By: Charlie Haskell
Disclaimer: Xena and Joxer were not forgotten during the production of this motion picture.
Ep: 64
Fins, Femmes & Gems
Guest Stars: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Alexandra Tydings (Aphrodite)
Co-Starring: Lawrence Makoare (Maecenus), Jason Tahu (Thug #1), Renee Schuda (Young Xena), Callum Gallagher (Young Lyceus)
Story By: Rob Tapert & Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
Teleplay By: Adam Armus & Nora Kay Foster
Directed By: Josh Becker
Disclaimer: Joxer's dignity was slightly harmed during the production of this motion picture. However, Gabrielle's pink nightie was restored to its original condition.
Ep: 65
Tsunami
Guest Starring: Bruce Campbell (Autolycus)
Co-Starring: Todd Rippon (Macon), Stephen Tozer (Thadeus), Angela Dotchin (Soraya), Toby Fisher (Petrodes), Stephen Hall (Captain), Ben Baker (Dockhand), Joy Watson (Palmist), Slade Leef (Sailor)
Written By: Chris Manheim
Directed By: John Laing
Disclaimer: No Cast or Crew were singing "Tanks For The Memories" during the production of this motion picture. However, the phrase "Strike the Set" was given new meaning.
Ep: 66
Vanishing Act
Guest Starring: John Brazier (Tarsus), Bruce Campbell (Autolycus)
Co-Starring: John O'Leary (Adar), Ian Harrop (Wharfmaster), Adrian Keeling (Scylosian Guard), Cherie Bray-Taylor (Thea), Campbell Cooley (First Guard), Greg Morman (Drunk Villager), Tomas Leary (Assistant)
Written By: Terence Winter
Directed By: Andrew Merrifield
Disclaimer: Upon completion of the filming of this episode, Autolycus' Scuba Gear was placed on display at the Athens Diving Institute for the education and enjoyment of future generations to come.
Ep: 67
Sacrifice
Guest Starring: Kevin Smith (Ares), Jodie Rimmer (Seraphin), Stephen Ure (Werfner)
Special Guest Star: Hudson Leick (Callisto)
Co-Starring: Elizabeth Pendergrast (Atropos), Micaela Daniel (Lachesis), Samantha Adriaanse (Clotho), Jeremy Curry (Warlord)
Written By: Steven L. Sears
Directed By: David Warry-Smith
Disclaimer: No Pulsing Cocoons were hatched during the production of this motion picture. What you witnessed was purely a reenactment.
Ep: 68
Sacrifice II
Guest Starring: Ted Raimi (Joxer), Kevin Smith (Ares), Jodie Rimmer (Seraphin), Stephen Ure (Werfner)
Special Guest Star: Hudson Leick (Callisto)
Co-Starring: Elizabeth Prendergast (Atropos), Micaela Daniel (Lachesis), Samantha Adriaanse (Clotho), Jeremy James Wood (Dahak Disciple #1), Russell Gowers (Disciple #2)
Written By: Paul Robert Coyle
Directed By: Rick Jacobson
Disclaimer: Gabrielle finally went off the deep end during the production of this motion picture.
