Welcome to My Home Page!

     Welcome one and all, to (arguably) one of the best pages on the web.*   I'm going to level with you. I haven't modified this page in a looong time, and pretty much all of it is crap except for the links. (There are only 3 or 4, so visit them, you lazy bum, especially the 1st one)

     Under my rule, this page will grow, oh yes, it will grow, until it covers the entire earth and all bow and cower before me! HAHAHAHAHA!*

My Favorite Links:

• Check this out! You won't be sorry!
• You will bust a gut laughing atRinkworks. Lots of great features!
• Monty Python Page. Send insults and organs via email!
• The Official Dan Quale Fan Page Read quotes from one of the greatest minds of our time.
  

Boring Personal Data

• I live in Carrol (also called "Cow") County, Maryland, USA, in a little redneck town called Taneytown. My house is surrounded on 3 sides by soybean and cow pastures.
• I am a 17 year old senior at Delone High School in PA.

Oh goody, people have visited this page since 12/23/98!

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*:DISCLAIMER: Geocities is not responsible for the large egos or meglomaniacal tendencies of its members.